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I think I killed Teddy
Jon Ison - 4/12/08 at 08:56 PM

Its not my fault honest...........


Ok, simple really, Mrs as gone out with her mates for a xmas nosh up leaving me to put Bex to bed, nothing hard there, done it many times before........

Get her into bed, goodnight kiss etc then she asks "can you put teddy in oven" ?

Not hard that one even for me, I knew she had this new hot water microwave teddy thing so in microwave it goes..........

...........you know the rest, how was I to know you took the gel bag out of the teddy and just put that in the microwave ? Yup, teddy sure did spark, especially the metal zipper...........

Think I will get away with it ?
Do I confess ?


chris_smith - 4/12/08 at 08:58 PM

dont confess just go to town tomorrow get another and bury the evidence its all you can do now

good luck
our thoughts are with you


vinny1275 - 4/12/08 at 09:04 PM

Teddy will probably be OK, the microwave might not be tho! Get a geiger counter just to make sure......


mr henderson - 4/12/08 at 09:10 PM

Pictures! Get me some pictures!


Hugh Paterson - 4/12/08 at 09:11 PM

O christ Jon rolling on the floor clutching my sides
Shug


hobbsy - 4/12/08 at 09:14 PM

Easy mistake.

My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.

As henderson said - PICTURES!!!


eddie99 - 4/12/08 at 09:16 PM

HAHAHAHA

Sorry can't resist!
I agree, head to the shop and buy another one and hide the evidence...

Ed


rusty nuts - 4/12/08 at 09:39 PM

Tell her Teddy has gone into space like the ones from Cambridge


omega0684 - 4/12/08 at 09:42 PM

i pissed myself when i read that!


AndyW - 4/12/08 at 09:50 PM



Sorry to say but thats very funny, yes I do feel for poor teddy but we all meet our maker at some time......

Dont confess.....you will never be forgiven.


adithorp - 4/12/08 at 09:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.

My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.




Are you talking about the same thing?

adrian


Jon Ison - 4/12/08 at 09:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.

My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.




Are you talking about the same thing?

adrian


ravingfool - 4/12/08 at 10:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.

My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.




Are you talking about the same thing?

adrian


now I was already chuckling, but that SPLIT MY SIDES!


Humbug - 4/12/08 at 10:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ravingfool
quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.

My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.




Are you talking about the same thing?

adrian


now I was already chuckling, but that SPLIT MY SIDES!


Ah... so you call it "Teddy" do you?


dhutch - 4/12/08 at 10:50 PM

quote:

Ah... so you call it "Teddy" do you?

Roffle!


MikeR - 4/12/08 at 11:38 PM

well its small and fu....... errm, nice weather we're having


speedyxjs - 5/12/08 at 07:48 AM


hobbsy - 5/12/08 at 08:32 AM

Gah.


Agriv8 - 5/12/08 at 09:29 AM

listed under the mistakes you make as a parent.

My latest was or telling my 1.5 year old off for not walking properly and wanting to sit down 1 hour later when I came to do his nappy realised I had put his shoes on the wrong feet..

How guilty did I feel !!

regards

Agriv8


Vindi_andy - 5/12/08 at 10:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
listed under the mistakes you make as a parent.

My latest was or telling my 1.5 year old off for not walking properly and wanting to sit down 1 hour later when I came to do his nappy realised I had put his shoes on the wrong feet..

How guilty did I feel !!

regards

Agriv8


PMSL

Im always telling our youngest to put her shoes on the right feet and shes 6 now


r1_pete - 5/12/08 at 12:07 PM

24 years ago I thought I'd help out washing the nappies, didn't see the blue towelling sock already in the washer....

We've all gaffed as parents, good to look back and laugh......