Can I start one please!!

I never thought it would happen,
With me and the girl from Clapham,

Out on a windy common
That night I aint forgotten

Where she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be.......

We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly

We spent our time just kissing
The railway arms were missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley.
He said I'd come in handy.
And he started me on Monday.
So I had a bath on Sunday.

Ooo, nice, first CD I ever bought back in the good ole days

I saw chris difford of squeeze support elvis costello in bristol academy about 6 years ago, what a night