come on guys, what would your ULTIMATE car alarm/anti theft device be?

electric shocks? automated pepper spray?

please share

My old Doberman was pretty effective when on duty as one guy found out

Sparkrite alarm. Goes off when anyone goes within 3 lightyears of the the car

Rottweiler that comes from out of nowhere when a chav goes within 10 metres of my car

I normally travel with one of these guys.

Helps to keep the sticky fingers off the car.

Anything that kills the thief works for me. At one time a maiming would do but now it's just another drain on the countries resources. SO DEATH WORKS BEST.

I think a flame launcher would be an option,
Here in argentina if you park your car and forget the stereo probably will be stolen, some guy here, tired of lose the cd player 3 times in the same place, put some (10)hook (used to fishing) behind the stero (in the wiring), then park the car an wait, and guess what??, after some hours he catch the thief !!! the guy was the arm hooked !!! enogh pain an blood for the MF!!!