
Blimey- there goes my (admittidly rather premature) new years resolution!
I decided to try and start post Christmas like I meant to go on and spend some serious time in the garage today tidying... I have to work in my garage
during daylight hours because the rats appear to sleep during the day but come out in quite large numbers during the darkness!!! Lying under a car
with a rat watching you whilst having a dump next to your head isn't my idea of fun.
Just as I was getting ready suddenly all the lights go out and I see the MCB has fused.. I then had to spend the next 2 hours taking apart the washing
machine to find what had happened, another 30 minutes finding the right bits on the internet etc etc...
Now it's dark, it's cold and my garage is full of rats
And I've got to go to the laundrette.....
Arse.
Rat poison perhaps? rats only appear when there is food, scavengers they are, so is there any thing around the gargae that they are feasting on? where are they coming into the garage, find the whole and then block it up!
quote:Although out of context, that bit made me chuckle. Perhaps you need to bolt the bathroom door!
Originally posted by BenB
with a rat watching you whilst having a dump
I reckon its time for some sport. Get an air gun with a scope and snipe the little buggers out!
Our council used to give cash for dead rats, not sure if its still the same after all that was about 35 years ago

you need to get yourself a anti rat device
i suggest a jack russel
The rat poisoners have been round but they say it takes a while for the rats to "get used" to the poison traps and start eating from them...
though there's one hell of a pong coming from my garage and I suspect one has crawled underneath something in there to die....
I suspect the
rest of the time the rats where just coming to have a shoofty and squeeze some cheese, they weren't hanging around for very long....
Oh the joy!!!
I did wonder about getting some chairs, some beers and my air rifle but it's a bit blooming cold at the moment.....
what about some smoke bombs! 
Probably not a very PC way of dealing with things but one thats supposed to work very well.
catch 1 ALIVE put it in an oil drum or similar and light it the screams will make the rest bugger off in fear of the same happening.
or they might be as brave as us brits and and form up with arms and come out with a rebelious attack!
[Edited on 28/12/08 by omega0684]
I like rats. Hence the avatar. I have a few pet rats. please use humane traps and drop them off in your local woods etc. No poison / setting fire
etc please.
Jon
I don't mind one rat or two rats but seeing 15-16 whilst walking less than 30 feet down an alleyway to get to my garage gives me the heebyjeebies

haha one of my mates has a rat infestation in his loft and stuck some poison up there - they died but then started to rot, stinking the entire house out... so he got some builders expandable foam and blocked up all holes into the house... that sorted out the smelling bit, but good lord what will it be like when he finally ventures up into the loft!! there is a horrid mushy dark spot on one of the ceilings of his upper rooms!!
Ben - surely a bit of warfarin would do it?
Chris
Our previous landlord knew the rat run, so put a clear plastic tube out of the exit, then wait till they were someway along it, before shooting the
blighters
At least it was quick!
ATB
Simon
quote:
Originally posted by chrsgrain
Ben - surely a bit of warfarin would do it?
Chris
quote:
find the whole and then block it up!
I,m with Joneh on this, I quite like them.
We see them climbing the tree outside my front room eating berries on the trees, occasionally one gets in the bin, make you jump when dropping
something in there and seeing a pair of eyes looking back at you.
Just block up all the holes or trap an release a few miles away. You would never kill them all anyway.
quote:
Originally posted by martin1973
you need to get yourself a anti rat device
i suggest a jack russel
Have go with this, 5 gallon plastic pail, tin pop can, coat hanger wire, some peanut butter. Drill a hole in the top and bottom of the pop tin, put the wire through it, then attach the wire on both sides at the top of the pail, pop can should rotate freely, fill the pail half full of old anti- freeze, and butter up the can with peanut butter, place a board beside the pail. Rats run up the board, jump onto the pop tin which rotates and eventually they fall into the antifreeze and drown, no smell, no problem. Used in cottages closed for the winter here.
I wouldn't want to empty that pail... bleugh! 
i have a nice little jack russell and she has disposed of several rats, next doors ferrit (got into our garden) and varuous other critters. plus she
keeps me company out in the cold :-)
at the moment she is stalkin a mouse that keeps running out from under my build table but the bugger has evaded her twice now
[Edited on 28/12/08 by ashg]
Well I suppose adopting a dog is an option!!! A bit radical but at least it'll get me in the garage....
Jack Russells are fierce ratters - trouble is, they're convinced that they're rotweilers, and nothing will persuade them otherwise! They can also be total a PITA unless they're kept occupied - they're very intelligent, fearless, and serious trouble when bored...