I was in W H Smiths this lunchtime, and saw something that amused me... Monopoly (Essex Edition)!
Coming home on the train I was thinking about the sort of Chance cards you might get:-
Get out of jail free (this does not work outside of the game)
The colour of your shell suit is no longer in fashion - £50 fine.
You have won 1st prize in the "best sh*g in the back of a car" competition, £100.
You have won the "Brain of Britain" quiz - are you sure you are from Essex?
David
Ducks behind parapet... INCOMING!!
im from hertfordshire - I dont mind
atb
steve