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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7923986.stm
He lost his tongue to the hound...must have been real drunk to go there.
She aint bonnie
[Edited on 5-3-09 by mangogrooveworkshop]
bet he can't go
[Edited on 5/3/09 by omega0684]
she's clearly not right in the head, hopefully she'll never become pregnant
Someone should tell the ugly bitch that being so massively overweight not only reduces the chances of becoming pregnant but massivley increases the
chances of problems during pregnancy, inlcuding increased chance of death for either her or the baby.
According to Women's Hour and that other Radio4 medical program!
Cheers,
James
massive abuse of alcohol also drastically reduces ones chance of pregnancey too.
All in all, she isn' t going to get pregnant and thank god for that!!! My old man used to say "the lord works in mysterious ways...."
Just another day in Scumsville!
Thread title reminds me of an old joke...
Young man looks really down the morning after an all-night bender. His mate asks him what was wrong. "Well, it's a bit embarrassing -
you won't tell anyone?", he asks. "Don't be silly - I'm your mate", came the reply.
"Okay then... when I got home last night I was so drunk that I blew chunks".
"Where's the problem?", asks his mate. "We can all be sick through drink from time to time".
"No, you don't understand... Chunks is my dog!".
PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
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Originally posted by scootz
PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
The amount of people I've seen letting their (and other people's) dogs lick their faces...
...and the amount of times I've seen dogs eating their and other dogs faeces...
...nice!!!
Don't know if the rotten website is still in operation but they had a pic on there of a guy that taken lots of angel dust and other assorted goodies then started to cut slivers of his skin off and feed it to his dogs - moral of the story is stay sober or don't keep dogs!
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Originally posted by James
The amount of people I've seen letting their (and other people's) dogs lick their faces...
...and the amount of times I've seen dogs eating their and other dogs faeces...
...nice!!!
I don't know why the doctors were worried about infection. With all the vodka he drinks that shouldn't be a problem. I think the tongue begged not to be reattached. Bit concerned that he won't be able to taste the difference between pie and chips and pasty and chips. As Pythoneers would say 'death's too good for them'
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
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Originally posted by scootz
PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
that’s fine so long as its not involving tongues
Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further! I can't help but think this is good news for the human
race in general!
If you'd smelt my dog's breath, you wouldn't kiss it if it was the last mouth on earth!!
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Originally posted by carpmart
Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further!
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Originally posted by cd.thomson
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Originally posted by carpmart
Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further!
The human geneticist in me finds so many issues with this sentence