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April 1st..So who got gotted?
dogwood - 1/4/09 at 07:36 AM

I did some cementing yesterday.
Made my hands realy sore.

My darling wife said
use the cream in the yellow bottle on the dresser.


I did......felt gooood, so put it on my face as well. thinking it was moisturiser...

Bloody cow.........it was fake suntan.....
looks like Iv'e been Tango'd....

And before you ask..NO I ain't going to post pictures...

I am soooooooooooo going to get her back..

David

speedyxjs - 1/4/09 at 07:38 AM

Daddylonglegs - 1/4/09 at 07:54 AM

Most excellent!

Make sure you post the piccies of the 'revenge' though

gingerprince - 1/4/09 at 08:16 AM

quote:
Originally posted by dogwood
Bloody cow.........it was fake suntan.....
looks like Iv'e been Tango'd....


Now would be a perfect time to go to an antiques fair then!




<wobbly voice>Good morning Bargain Hunters!</wobbly voice>

carlgeldard - 1/4/09 at 09:18 AM

I did for a split second

http://en.f1-live.com/f1/en/headlines/news/detail/090401093727.shtml

Keith Weiland - 1/4/09 at 09:55 AM

I received my SORN notice in the mail from the DVLA for the donor I recently bought, I told my wife it said the car had been used in a number of bank robberies and we were being investigated. She nearly fainted.

kj - 1/4/09 at 12:45 PM

Got the store man at work, a few month ago he was chatting to a girl in south africa and she was wanting to come and visit and maybe more!.
I then done a letter on some dodgy headed paper and printed of a application of marrage off the south african gov web site, and printed off some colour stamps.
His face at 11am when his post was handed to him, brilll.
I have admitted to it after he has worried about it. roll on next year