Well, was it you ?


A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

mmm
did a leave a stray sperm in a pool ??



oh no it wasnt me


ive never been to egypt

I've just cum;-) back from my honeymoon in Egypt. I didn't use the swimming pool though, only swam in the sea... The red sea is very salty, so my donation won't be noticable :-D

ha ha

The 'excuses' people come up with the avoid the obvious explanation are always amusing, and a little sad.

Praise the lord it’s the second-hand cumming

Another miracle birth

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Originally posted by iank
The 'excuses' people come up with the avoid the obvious explanation are always amusing, and a little sad.

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I was trying to think of an Egypt related joke

Best one I could come up with was-

perhaps the girl took a day trip over the red sea and it was Artificial In-Yemen-ation



Best excuse I heard was

"We need the morning after pill because we were using a condom and we had a problem so it didn't work"
"What was the problem?"
"We didn't put it on"

Of course condoms do have a contraceptive effect even when not used because people think what's the point of having sex?- it's like having a back massage wearing a medaeival suit of armour

You can all mock but I know for a fact that female lady women girls can get pregnant from touching dirty door handles. My missus got a belly full of arms and legs and that is exactly how thye got there. It couldn't have been through sex as I've not been near her for ages. In fact, I've been on night shifts and her mate, Leroy, says he hasn't seen anyone at the house whilst he's been there.........

it looks like someones had it in for her ..............

JOKE: She went to Egypt to see the pyamids and came back a Mummy

I knew there was one there!!

LOl thats nearly as stupid as this one!!

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When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

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a chap was jailed for having sex with a pavement

While we're in the region:

Gaza youth 'corrupted' by aphrodisiac chewing gum

Well we was in Egypt back in May, dont recall seeing any sea men in our pools......

Think its a wind up as the name Magdalena suggests....

still you can get locostbuilders there linky