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Can't live with them, can't live without them!
MK9R - 13/9/09 at 07:58 PM

I could quite happily manage without them! Bloody women!

pgtips - 13/9/09 at 08:01 PM

.

Explain please.

Popcorn

Jon Ison - 13/9/09 at 08:01 PM

I would struggle to cuddle up to a hairy bum to be honest.

Thinking about it - 13/9/09 at 08:07 PM

Drum roll.....................

nick205 - 13/9/09 at 08:15 PM

What's she done

Crashed the car?

Ironed your denims with a crease?

Limited your race budget?

????

MK9R - 13/9/09 at 08:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
What's she done

Crashed the car?

Ironed your denims with a crease?

Limited your race budget?

????


Clean her car (that I bought her 2 weeks agao) at 8am this morning, only to be moaned at at 9am asking "what I was doing", this made me late for footy, she went to her moms for the day to do exactly as she wanted, I played footy. Came home after a pint and earnt some money fixing a customers car. Went back to pub, had a few more beers, came home and was half way through eating my takeaway when she arrived home and started to scream like a banshee!

<End of beer fuel rant> but could happily live without it!

nick205 - 13/9/09 at 08:27 PM

It's just not needed is it

Still, back to work tomorrow for a little peace and quiet

....just thinking on....you hadn't left muddy/oiley footprints anywhere or used the good Tupperware for oil changing have you....?

MK9R - 13/9/09 at 08:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
It's just not needed is it

Still, back to work tomorrow for a little peace and quiet

....just thinking on....you hadn't left muddy/oiley footprints anywhere or used the good Tupperware for oil changing have you....?


I'd poo on the door step, but at least I'd cleaned myself up!


That was a joke, but her reaction warranteed me lying in a pile if excriment on our bed!

omega0684 - 13/9/09 at 08:37 PM

what was she screaming for?

MK9R - 13/9/09 at 08:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
what was she screaming for?

Exactly, nothings ever good enough!

omega0684 - 13/9/09 at 08:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MK9R
Exactly, nothings ever good enough!

should you have got the chef's special chow mein and not just the chicken?

have you been going out under 6 months, if you have, i say bin her!

[Edited on 13/9/09 by omega0684]

nick205 - 13/9/09 at 08:56 PM

I'd say I hope she doesn't bloody see this

...or maybe she should

marcjagman - 13/9/09 at 09:14 PM

Can't live with them, and it's illegal to shoot them

Andi - 13/9/09 at 09:20 PM

Didnt you know.. Our sole purpose for existence is to please Women.. All of the time, and to know what they want, when they want it.

Macbeast - 13/9/09 at 10:46 PM

Does this happen regularly, at intervals of about one month ?

blakep82 - 13/9/09 at 11:23 PM

i'm happily single...

RK - 14/9/09 at 12:11 AM

Rub in in why don't you?

We are always wrong, will always be wrong, and if they are not around to hear us say something, we are wrong, because it's fundamental. This is their view.

There is nothing you can do about it. Nothing.

speedyxjs - 14/9/09 at 06:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
i'm happily single...


x2

The perfect way to avoid these situations

Peteff - 14/9/09 at 08:34 AM

We've been married 35 years this month and I can honestly say my wife has never screamed at me once in all that time. I bet she watches Eastenders and Coro, they start to think it's real life. Wean her off television and you'll see the difference. Otherwise, you picked her, suck it up and stop moaning

BenB - 14/9/09 at 11:33 AM

Well you know what they say

"If a man stands alone in a forest and speaks and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

MikeR - 14/9/09 at 12:09 PM

I keep getting surprised how lucky I am at the moment (less than 6 months so i guess she's still being nice to me).

Came home Saturday night and she cuddled up to me as I put match of the day on and drank a cider (she's been driving so i'd already had a couple). She then went through a long rant about something football related.

Add to that her disappointment at missing the brighton speed trails this weekend.

Today she agreed I can use her garage as storage space! (i don't think she realises that the deal "i fix her 6'x4' shed roof and I get the garage" is quite as one sided as i see it).

Oh, she also agreed to help me with a transit van collect 9 doors for my house, 4 sheets of ali and some furniture from ikea!

No, before you wonder she hasn't got any single sisters, nor is she blind or terminally stupid.

(yes i am waiting for the catch ..... there has to be one)

DarrenW - 14/9/09 at 02:04 PM

Screaming will end when leaky week is over.

nick205 - 14/9/09 at 02:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Screaming will end when leaky week is over.



PMSL

"leaky week"

MK9R - 14/9/09 at 02:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Screaming will end when leaky week is over.


weeks must be 31 days long in our house then!!!

richard thomas - 14/9/09 at 07:24 PM

Get shot of her.....

Mind you, could be worse - you could have mine

Benzine - 14/9/09 at 08:25 PM

my girlfriend is awesome to the maximus

HTH

gazza285 - 14/9/09 at 09:01 PM

So is mine, it's the wife that's the problem.

Ninehigh - 14/9/09 at 09:27 PM

Iirc it was Socrates that said women were put here as a curse to men, for basically the above reasons.

*Deletes this post and then emails the links to everyone's missus heehee*

Liam - 14/9/09 at 10:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MikeR
I keep getting surprised how lucky I am at the moment...

...description of perfect partner...


I guess that's the up side of being gay Come on - no need to refer to him as 'she' - we're all open minded here, and we certainly all know there are no females like that. Not my cup of tea, though, but each to his own.



Liam

[Edited on 14/9/09 by Liam]

NS Dev - 15/9/09 at 07:27 AM

LOL

Ninehigh - 15/9/09 at 06:41 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Liam
quote:
Originally posted by MikeR
I keep getting surprised how lucky I am at the moment...

...description of perfect partner...


I guess that's the up side of being gay

Liam

[Edited on 14/9/09 by Liam]


"She" being "He" is the catch he's not yet found!

MikeR - 15/9/09 at 08:39 PM

I'm trying to decide how appropriate ....... no, how much i should say when replying ......

I'll just have a word with 'Sarah' and see if (s)he wants to post instead.