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Jon Ison - 24/12/09 at 11:27 PM

Eat another mince pie, 1/2 a carrot n swig down the jack daniels.......

steve m - 24/12/09 at 11:30 PM

hiope you put the santa footsteps down ??? as well

MikeRJ - 24/12/09 at 11:37 PM

Hehe, I was most disappointed when my 4 YO daughter said that she was leaving Santa a mug of hot chocolate rather than a drop of the good stuff. The Mrs has chugged down the hot chocolate so I felt compelled to have a glass of proper single malt Santa fuel to complete the evening

steve m - 24/12/09 at 11:40 PM

Well. just for info, required items are a tray,
flour,
pair of work boots/wellies,

just walk in the flour (on tray) as though "santa" would" into your place, and of coarse turn around and sit, drink the milk and have the mincepie, write a card etc

the look on there faces the next morning

priceless


the grandson was quite surprised as well !!!

any way grand kid no2 is looming, so another one to fool for a few years as of march 2010

steve m - 24/12/09 at 11:42 PM

can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?

blakep82 - 24/12/09 at 11:47 PM

quote:
Originally posted by steve m
can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?


well to cover the whole world in 24hrs, i doubt the rozzers will catch him

he's in the canary islands just now i think
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html
HE'S COMING HERE NEXT!!!!

Volvorsport - 24/12/09 at 11:59 PM

santa has been !!!

he also turned up a bit earlier on , and left some brown smelly parcels on the bloody floor .

blakep82 - 25/12/09 at 12:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Volvorsport
santa has been !!!

he also turned up a bit earlier on , and left some brown smelly parcels on the bloody floor .


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looks like santas not visited someones house, or someone's giro didn't go through before christmas by the looks of it...

skodaman - 25/12/09 at 12:31 AM

"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.

bigpig - 25/12/09 at 10:15 AM

quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.


No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.

David Jenkins - 25/12/09 at 10:49 AM

quote:
Originally posted by bigpig
quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.


No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.


Looking at his red nose, he's had a few sherries as well...

bigpig - 25/12/09 at 12:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
quote:
Originally posted by bigpig
quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.


No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.


Looking at his red nose, he's had a few sherries as well...


I would expect he will get a pull from the police as the nose is not marked B or F and doesn't project directly backwards parrallel to the ground.