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carcentric - 27/4/04 at 02:20 PM

Have any of the rest of you carcentric guys noticed that protofj's avatar is really a thinly disguised representation of a piston (the head), connecting rod (the torso), and crankshaft (the hips)?

Could be used to teach young lads how an engine works!

gyrate
gyrate


Alan B - 27/4/04 at 02:22 PM

So THAT"S why we like engines?


carcentric - 27/4/04 at 02:29 PM

Without sound, I can't tell what she's saying, but she seems to repeat herself each complete revolution - my conclusion is that she's demonstrating how a two-stroke engine works.

If the words repeated every other revolution, they'd probably be "Suck, squish, pop, blow" as those are the phases of a four-stroke.


ned - 27/4/04 at 02:34 PM

i always thought it was suck, squeeze, bang, blow for a 4 stroke.

4 stroke
4 stroke


Ned.


carcentric - 27/4/04 at 02:47 PM

While we all want "bang", many of us have to settle for "pop" - especially as we age.

As to "sqeeze" versus "squish" - you could be right.

At least we agree on "suck" and "blow" for some reason . . . .


ned - 27/4/04 at 03:06 PM

Maybe it's just a 'different side of the pond-ism'


Ned.


barrie sharp - 27/4/04 at 03:15 PM

when i look at her the last thing i thought of was an engine


Hugh Paterson - 27/4/04 at 03:21 PM

I just wish he would remove her from the site, I find myself increasingly wanting to 20 years younger
Shug.


Northy - 27/4/04 at 05:42 PM

I want one!


Peteff - 27/4/04 at 06:26 PM

She's on my hard drive anyway. She certainly makes a happy man feel very old. I would have liked to see the rest of her as she seems to be wearing long boots and hot pants, mmmmm!!!! kinky boots and hot pants. Sorry I was drifting off there, what kind of engine was that?


Northy - 27/4/04 at 06:29 PM

A wankle?!?!?!?!?


stephen_gusterson - 27/4/04 at 06:43 PM

If she was in my car . Id need six of her in a V formation.

Hell. What a way to go!

atb

steve