http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/
hehe. Well if solo DOES count, then owners of scratch built middy cars being built in Florida have the most sex of anyone on the planet!
J/K
Well if you include solo, then the figures could well be astronomical....
Not j/k...
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners
Im not saying a word...
David
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners![]()
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Originally posted by I love speed :-P
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners![]()
doesnt stephen_gusterson drive a bmw? and isnt hippy using a bmw engine![]()
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
yes. I was going to put my hand up to that one (both)
and im getting another one in 4 weeks.
If its the beemer that helps, id be in friggin negative numbers otherwise!
BMW is suppused to stand for badge mad wa^&ers anyway isnt it?
Ive got one for tax purposes only
my attempt at getting a Merc C coupe 230 kompressor was blocked
atb
steve
my mate has an impretza tho !
[Edited on 5/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
I think the literal translation of BMW is "Dog Shite" but I stand to be corrected.
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Originally posted by I love speed :-Pand isnt hippy using a bmw engine![]()
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Originally posted by DavidM
I think the literal translation of BMW is "Dog Shite" but I stand to be corrected.
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And don't they just get everywhere
my assessment of a 318i W reg after 4 years is its a very capable car, for whats basically a ford escort equivalent. Decent reliability, 35 mpg all
the time, corners on rails, hard wearing interior trim. Could do with more room in the rear, and the boot is a bit shallow.
The problem is price / performance.
BMW want ballistic money for a sensible engine. 25k pounds was needed 4 years ago to get a 170 hp 323, when you could get a ford with that spec for 5k
or so less.
My 23k budget got me a 0-60 in 10.4 secs slug mobile.
If it had more power, I would have loved it. This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
atb
steve
[Edited on 6/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
my girlfriend drives a bmw
I don't, but it isn't really a problem.
Ned.
Thoughts:
-Unlike Locosts, BMWs are very reliable, therefore plenty of time available for unimportant stuff like sex instead of tinkering with the car in the
garage / even building.
-Many BMW owners are posers and when asked how much sex they are having, they will give exaggerate figures, wait a minute, that'd be me,
where's my BMW then??
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This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
atb
steve
[Edited on 6/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
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Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
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Originally posted by Alan B
Bayerische Mutt Wasten...or something like that....![]()
google language tools say this
SCHEISSE Bayerische Hunde
so it dont work out!
Even george micheal agrees with the BMW sex.
Fast Love has the line 'we can make a little room in my BMW babe'.
At the time I had to change the lyrics to 'we can get our leg over in the back seat of my rover'.
which is better than 'Ill be getting B&&ger all in the back seat of my vauxhall'.
atb
steve
Now I'm very worried.
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Originally posted by Peteff
Now I'm very worried.
Bayerische Mist Wagen.
And yes it does say Bavarian Shit Car and the Germans do call them that.
I knew that marrying a German girl would come in useful one day.
Ian
but then ford stands for
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
atb
steve