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Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh Crap factor is back
steve m - 21/8/10 at 06:38 PM

And i cant stand the inane idiots on there

and somtimes the contestants are idiots as well

[Edited on 21/8/10 by steve m]


RichardK - 21/8/10 at 06:42 PM

Love it, got it on now


eddie99 - 21/8/10 at 06:42 PM

Im enjoying it, you can always rely on it to entertain yourself


MkII - 21/8/10 at 06:46 PM

kids are watching it thats why i'm on here


steve m - 21/8/10 at 06:46 PM

What !!

you actually enjoy watching 20,000 idiots making a fool out them selves, and think they can sing ??
and all so the winner trys to get there record at no1 for xmas ??

sorry, but i dont get it, so i will stay upstairs and look out of the window, and watch the leaves on the trees go brown

That IS entertaining

Steve


lotusmadandy - 21/8/10 at 06:49 PM

Wor lass loves it and i have to admit to having a giggle at some of the k**b heads who think the are the next Michael Jackson.

Andy


steve m - 21/8/10 at 06:50 PM

and the sky is grey

hahahaha


Mr G - 21/8/10 at 07:09 PM


JoelP - 21/8/10 at 07:44 PM

i wouldnt sit down to watch it (i dont watch anything really, except discovery channels), but its great background junk. Dont have much choice anyway, as my computer is 10 feet from the telly and the wife wants to watch it!


swanny - 21/8/10 at 07:54 PM

modern equivalent of visiting bedlam.
makes me laugh. and then feel a bit bad about it. but not bad enough to stop watching. when they ditch the loons i switch off.


RichardK - 21/8/10 at 07:59 PM

Mercy.......Mercy.......

Oh Yeah!!!

Fantastic Steve you missed a good un!!


AndyW - 21/8/10 at 08:24 PM

^^^^lol that was by far the best one.......release me......!!!!


AndyW - 21/8/10 at 08:24 PM

deleted as posted twice for some reason

[Edited on 21/8/10 by AndyW]


steve m - 21/8/10 at 08:52 PM

"Fantastic Steve you missed a good un!! "

errh, no i did not, as the only crap factor that will be a good one, would be the last ever one


David Jenkins - 21/8/10 at 08:54 PM

I'm with you on this one, Steve...


Mark Allanson - 21/8/10 at 09:00 PM

Why is it that BBC and ITV seem to think that the viewing preferences of the UK population drastically change on Saturday nights?

Going back to the years of black and white they have both provided purile, moronic rubbish consistently between 5:00pm and 9:00pm every Saturday night.

Try listing them yourself - there is even one where 'celebrities' I have never heard of, jump through polystyrene sheets with people shaped holes cut into them, and if they don't they are pushed into a swimming pool, over and over again. Jeez


RichardK - 21/8/10 at 09:04 PM

I liked "Hole in the Wall" too


Mark Allanson - 21/8/10 at 09:29 PM

What about the one that Hammond fron TG does...


Several contestants do an assault course, and that is it really but it is done over and over again, the same course, over and over again, they fall over on the same bits, and Hammond laughs the same laugh, over and over again - for 13 weeks - I should go into writing Saturday night telly - Jeez


SteveWalker - 21/8/10 at 11:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Allanson
Why is it that BBC and ITV seem to think that the viewing preferences of the UK population drastically change on Saturday nights?

Going back to the years of black and white they have both provided purile, moronic rubbish consistently between 5:00pm and 9:00pm every Saturday night.

Try listing them yourself - there is even one where 'celebrities' I have never heard of, jump through polystyrene sheets with people shaped holes cut into them, and if they don't they are pushed into a swimming pool, over and over again. Jeez


That's because people with a life are out of the house on a Saturday night - I don't have a life ... I have kids!


steve m - 22/8/10 at 08:24 AM

As for all the dross on saturday night, i was so bored i went out on the garage and tinkered till 0200 this morning, with the telly on, and watched Italian job, Apollo 13, and the great escape,

We have cable, and out of the 700 channels, apart from Coast, there was nothing that i wanted to see

Steve


Andi - 22/8/10 at 08:42 AM

quote:
Originally posted by steve m
and the sky is grey

hahahaha



I went for a walk


scootz - 22/8/10 at 11:17 AM

I see they are continuing with the tradition set-up last season...

Bad audition song choice, but one of the panelists (usually Mr C) stops them and suggests they sing something else. They take the 'advice' and bring the house down with the 'alternative' song. The general public nod and say, 'that Simon really knows his stuff'!

Does anyone honestly not think that it's all set-up!? OK... let me re-phrase that - there are clearly lots of people out their who do not have the gumption to work out that it's a set-up!

Lets consider what REALLY happened:

1. They sung their song to the researcher well.
2. Researcher asks them to go on stage and sing something different (without any musical background you'll note).
3. Simon is primed for it and makes his 'suggestion'.
4. Et voila... they just so happen to have the backing track ready for their FIFTH choice audition song!
5. Cue the happy clapping!


Ninehigh - 22/8/10 at 12:36 PM

You can tell the ones that are going through because they actually bother with a little bit of background story.

Also if it's a kid who's mum tells the camera he gets bullied for singing like a girl he's going to sing like a girl (or choirboy) and everyone cries. Then they play some Westsh**e tune (the bit where it goes up and they get off their stools) and everyone's happy


flak monkey - 23/8/10 at 11:42 AM

Its all a load of cr@p - I still maintain a proper BotB type show would be much better - with no limits on musical genres.

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/52619


scootz - 23/8/10 at 11:57 AM

Notice they won't allow anyone to play their own instruments in the auditions... no guitars, etc. allowed!

That's because it signifies musical ability... and they don't want that! If you're musically gifted and can write your own tunes then you may have the desire to one-day break free of their greedy-grip and go it alone!

Will Young played a blinder. He's not my cup of tea, but there's no doubt the boy is talented. Sat out his contract by only releasing the occasional factory tune and hid in-between. Once free, he did his own thing and made his fortune! Good lad!


scootz - 23/8/10 at 11:58 AM

Just thinking... can you imagine if the insanely talented Ray Lamontagne or the likes of Damien Rice appeared in the auditions. I bet they wouldn't get through!


Ninehigh - 23/8/10 at 12:24 PM

I wanted to go in, be crap and then "happen to mention" that the lads in Metallica/Scouting for Girls/Other pretty big band said I would get past round xyz


David Jenkins - 23/8/10 at 12:44 PM

Courtesy of The Daily Mash

X-factor
X-factor


scootz - 23/8/10 at 01:19 PM