See if you can spot 6 differences between the two photos below.

He's had a shave in the top picture.

The top one doesn't work for peanuts

bottom one has smaller ears?

Ones intelligent,friendly and well liked the others Rooney

i cant find one :O(

pooo


dave

The one on the bottom wants to stay at Old Trafford and not leave because he's running from his private life shame?

Bottom one's got a higher IQ?

Your trying to confuse us now! This is nearly as hard as the Times crossword!

I know, the top photo is a picture of two chimps!

or is the top one a chimp and a chump?

Ermmm the top one wants everyone to lick his arse and the bottom one can do it for himself?

The top one likes to perform for lots of cash.

The bottom one performs for peanuts.

One is quite human-like, but with low intelligence. When given the correct stimulus it can communicate using a series of grunts and gestures ..... the other is a Chimp.

Only thing I can come up with at the mo is the one at the bottom talks more sense than the two at the top.

I just hope the Chimp doesn't see this post! He'll be well pissed off.

The bottom one isn't "doing a Gazza"

The bottom one doesn't have a media agent or people intruding in his personal life?

Steve

There is more chance of Colleen going to bed with the bottom one.

And he probably performs better in all areas on and off the field.

Top and bottom have realised there brother looks better ithout the mask




Rooneys missing bro

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Originally posted by Hellfire
The bottom one doesn't have a media agent or people intruding in his personal life?

Steve

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Shamelessly stolen from Football365.com letters page!

How It All Happened.
Interior, Chief Executive's office, Old Trafford stadium:

Paul Stretford (Wayne Rooneys agent): Look Mr Gill, Wayne has told you how he feels, and we just don't think that Man U can match up to his ambitions.

David Gill (Manchester Utd Chief Exec): Come on! You know Manchester United wants to rule the worl... I mean... err... win every competition we enter. How much more ambition do you want?

Stretford: I don't think you understand! We need some proof you have the same... 'ambition' as Wayne. *winks*

Gill: Oh, I see... You want us to prove our 'ambition'. Well, how about we take this signing fee on the table and add a couple of noughts on the end?

Stretford: Hmm, I suppose it is very hard to quantify ambition - maybe we were wrong about this club. I mean it is easy to say something without thinking it through isn't it!

Gill: I'm glad we have managed to work out this little misunderstanding.

Stretford: Wayne?

Wayne Rooney: Ug?

Stretford: I think it better you sign new contract and stay here Wayne. No go to scary new place.

Rooney: Get bang-bang?

Stretford: Yes, I've already called Slags-R-Us.

Rooney: Bang-Bang! Bang-Bang!