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It's high time they developed _____
Ivan - 1/8/11 at 07:37 AM

1/ Rat Poison that makes them hyper active and panic at the same time, instead of poisoning them, so they run around in the open until a predator gets them or they're run over by a car - then maybe they won't die in an unreachable place in the roof and stink out the house.

2/ Tools that don't go missing as soon as you put them down.

3/ A third arm or hand for KC builders.


Irony - 1/8/11 at 07:50 AM

A 8 day week so we can have three day weekends.


Norfolkluegojnr - 1/8/11 at 08:03 AM

Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.


indykid - 1/8/11 at 08:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.

I see you look after your tools

I like the sound of the rat poison though


Norfolkluegojnr - 1/8/11 at 08:21 AM

quote:
Originally posted by indykid
quote:
Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.

I see you look after your tools

I like the sound of the rat poison though


Only the best for my tools

Plus all the stuff i'm normally working on is so knackered, its the only way.......


nick205 - 1/8/11 at 08:26 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.



too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it


Norfolkluegojnr - 1/8/11 at 08:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
quote:
Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.



too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it


Bah, when will I learn...................


ReMan - 1/8/11 at 08:46 AM

Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality

Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009


adithorp - 1/8/11 at 09:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality

Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009


Got a couple (3/8" and 1/2" ) but with swivel heads instead. Got the first one as a gimick but found it so usefull I got the other and they're my most used now. Still switch to a breaker bar though for realy tight stuff.

[Edited on 1/8/11 by adithorp]


ReMan - 1/8/11 at 09:38 AM

quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality

Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009


Got a couple (3/8" and 1/2" ) but with swivel heads instead. Got the first one as a gimick but found it so usefull I got the other and they're my most used now. Still switch to a breaker bar though for realy tight stuff.

[Edited on 1/8/11 by adithorp]


Oh yes!
3ft breaker another of my better buys!


Norfolkluegojnr - 1/8/11 at 09:59 AM

Thanks guys.

Noted for monthly shopping list!


matt_gsxr - 1/8/11 at 10:03 AM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
quote:
Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.

Always thought I should patent this.



too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it


You could still patent in America (up to one year from first disclosure).


Xtreme Kermit - 1/8/11 at 10:07 AM

It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...

You would not want to use this until someone had also invented a cake which would cause you to grow by forty percent - oh no, wait. That already exists!

Bring on the pies


Ivan - 1/8/11 at 10:24 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Xtreme Kermit
It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...

You would not want to use this until someone had also invented a cake which would cause you to grow by forty percent - oh no, wait. That already exists!

Bring on the pies


Actually the cake would have to grow you by 66.66666% to get you back to where you were. But I like your thinking.


Agriv8 - 1/8/11 at 12:14 PM

a double wrist for getting the "that" bolt

regards

Agriv8


ChrisW - 1/8/11 at 02:35 PM

A pill that can wipe out the effects of alcohol. So at last orders you take one and hey presto by kicking out time you're legal to drive home. Hangover avoidance optional!

Chris


blakep82 - 1/8/11 at 03:23 PM

how about a trigger wheel and sensor set up that i can actually fit still struggling with this lol


norfolkluego - 1/8/11 at 06:39 PM

I've got the best invention ever..... just get this



Warm deodorant

Think about it, obviously the gas expands as it's sprayed so it cools, standard physics.
Fine on a nice summers day like today, nice and cool on the sprayed parts.
BUT
Roll forward into January, it's 6.30 on a Monday morning, it's dark, it's snowed overnight and it's bloody freezing, now do you want some ice cold spray all over. I put it to you sir that you do not.

What you want is a nice warm, balmy, fragrant breeze under the pits. Job done, I'm a millionaire.

All I've got to do is break the Laws of Physics.

I'll let you know when I've done it, might take a few hours


Ninehigh - 1/8/11 at 07:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Xtreme Kermit
It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...


Isn't that called picolax?

Double wrist for getting "that bolt"? How about banning such designs?

Pill that can wipe out alcohol, like Kaliber?

Warm deodorant, I use one of them sticks.. It's not exactly warm but it's not cold.