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Daddylonglegs - 17/11/11 at 07:48 PM

Will my luck never end?

I had another email today, (one of many recently) and I just don't know when they will stop giving me all this money??

As follows:


Natwest Bank Plc London-Uk,
Headquarters 135 Bishopsgate,
London EC2M 3UR.
+44-7092-893201

Attention:Sir,

I am Mr. Edward Ledbetter, the manager Accounting / Audit Department of
Credit (NATWEST BANK LONDON-UK . I contacted you as regards to a
business proposal that will be of an immense benefit to both of us and
the less privileged ones. Being the manager accounting / audit
department Greater London Regional office I discovered a sum of
USD$M2.500.000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars) in an account belonging to one of our foreign customers Late
Mr. Moses Saba Masri. He was a Jewish business mogul from Mexico that
died on a helicopter crash years ago. Mr. Saba was 47-years-old
when both his wife, his only son Avraham (Albert) and his
daughter-in-law died in a helicopter crash.

You can get more information's as regards to the crash and the death
of our late customer Mr. Moses Saba on the site web address below.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3832556,00.html?
The choice of contacting you aroused from the geographical nature of
where you live particularly due to the sensitivity of the transaction
and the confidentiality herein. Now our bank has been waiting for any
of the relatives to come-up for the claim of the inheritance fund but
unfortunately all efforts has being void. I personally have been
unsuccessful in locating neither the relatives nor any next of kin to
Mr. Saba. On this regards, I seek your consent to present you as the
next of kin / to the deceased so that the proceeds of
this account valued at US$2.500.000.00. can be paid to your account.

This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages 70% to me and
30% to you. I have secured all necessary legal documents that can be
used to back up this claim we are about to make. All I need is to
upload your names to the documents and legalize at the British High
Court in order to prove you the legitimate beneficiary. All I require
now is your honest co-operation; confidentiality and trust to enable
us see this transaction through. I guarantee you 100 % success and
that this business transaction will be executed under the ambit of law
and will also protect you from any breach of the contract.
Please provide me the following as we have 7 working days to run it through:
1. Your full name
2. Telephone number
3. Contact address
4. Age
5. Gender
6. Occupation

Having gone through a methodical search, I decided to contact you
hoping that you will find this proposal interesting. Please on your
confirmation of this message and indicating your interest I will
furnish you with more information's.

Your assent to this e-mail and business proposal will be highly appreciated.
Regards,
Mr Edward Ledbetter.

I must have helped someone in a previous life to be so richly rewarded, and so regularly


steve m - 17/11/11 at 08:01 PM

I get these a lot, and really want to reply!
with an old email account and spurious info, just to see how far i can with it

steve


jeffw - 17/11/11 at 08:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Daddylonglegs

Mr. Moses Saba Masri. He was a Jewish business mogul from Mexico that
died on a helicopter crash years ago.


I am guessing that the number of Jewish Mexican Business Moguls is not great lol, especially ones who have died in helicopter crashes. A+ for effort, D- for achievement. The boys from Lagos need to try harder.


Daddylonglegs - 17/11/11 at 08:15 PM

Yep, bless!!


MakeEverything - 17/11/11 at 09:23 PM

135 bishopsgate is a royal bank of Scotland address too. I've been there.


blakep82 - 17/11/11 at 09:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
135 bishopsgate is a royal bank of Scotland address too. I've been there.


yep, and they bought natwest years ago, so it all adds up! must be true then! can i have £50k? its not much from that amount you know


Bare - 17/11/11 at 09:32 PM

Lucky you! I keep getting phone calls from some noisy call centre clearly in India, claiming to be 'Windows Support' and asking for $$ to pay for cleaning the Viruses on my computer... all in broken English
Toilet bowl scum basically.

[Edited on 17/11/11 by Bare]


MakeEverything - 17/11/11 at 09:32 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
135 bishopsgate is a royal bank of Scotland address too. I've been there.


yep, and they bought natwest years ago, so it all adds up! must be true then! can i have £50k? its not much from that amount you know


What for? So you can retire from your build?


blakep82 - 17/11/11 at 09:36 PM

yeah, might get it finished with that lol.
i'd find a few uses for £50k...


Daddylonglegs - 17/11/11 at 10:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
135 bishopsgate is a royal bank of Scotland address too. I've been there.


yep, and they bought natwest years ago, so it all adds up! must be true then! can i have £50k? its not much from that amount you know


No problemo matey! I'll let you know when it's all sorted

Mind you, before I can get it organised, I've an IVA to sort out

But then I suppose I could BUY an MAC


Peteff - 17/11/11 at 11:54 PM

I just got notified of a speeding ticket I got in New York State and it is accumulating interest until I pay it off. I can't remember ever being in America so I was obviously drunk at the time


Ninehigh - 18/11/11 at 08:04 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
I just got notified of a speeding ticket I got in New York State and it is accumulating interest until I pay it off. I can't remember ever being in America so I was obviously drunk at the time


Must have been Dave Lister on His 25th Birthday Drunk!

I think next time I get something like that I shall give them:

1. My name
2. A really old mobile number
3. My parent's adress (haven't lived there for 10 years now)
4. Age? How about 53?
5. Gender, definately female
6. Occupation, hmm I fancy being a Laywer this time


mad-butcher - 18/11/11 at 09:54 AM

you only get $1,250,000 cos someone else offered me the same deal


Humbug - 18/11/11 at 10:46 AM

It must have been a really unlucky family. I mean, what are the chances that his wife, son and daughter in law die in a helicopter crash when he is 47, then he goes and dies in one too!