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10 Ways to Be a Generous A**hole

by Jason Roth

* Send a complimentary Playboy subscription to the head office of the National Organization for Women.

* Donate a carton of Gummi Bears to the American Diabetes Association.

* Fill up a Police Benevolence Association clothing drop-off box with vintage Nazi military uniforms.

* Start an emergency medicine clinic that that requests no compensation other than a nude photo of the patient's child.

* Set up a starving village in Zimbabwe with a lifetime of discounted cable TV access.

* Turn a four-star restaurant into a soup kitchen for the homeless, retaining both the quality of the food and the dress code.

* Initiate your own volunteer campaign to improve AARP membership rates by contacting insecure middle-aged women.

* Hand out free hot coffee to marathon runners. *

* Give away free breast implant surgery to the woman most willing to publicly degrade herself. *

* Donate a signed blank check to charity. Laugh at them when they fill in the amount, telling them that you would have given them much more. *

* Guess what the last three items are references to and win a mystery prize guaranteed to be valued at nothing.



The rest of the site is funny as well
http://www.savethehumans.com/stupidity/how_to/index.shtml

Didn't Cosmo Kramer accidently hold his hot coffee in such a manner that a marathon runner grabbed it on one of the Seinfeld episodes?

channel 4's planning committee working out the next round of "reality" shows and Dom Jolie writing his new script at the same time.