who has the most boring day job (can you tell i'm bored?)

i will go first. i am waiting for someone to write, email, or phone me with a question about engine oil, gearbox oil, or brake fluid.

so far since lunch, 1 person has phoned.

still, we got reflexology at work, have just been...feeling...

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normally boring, but this morning I have been setting people up with tft monitors and removing their old crt screens. This makes me everyone's best friend in the office!!

Ned.

When do I get my monitor?

Skinny, why don't they do coloured brake fluid? There that's made his day.

thank you thank you!!!

they do make a coloured brake fluid. DOT 5 is purple for your amusement.

purple doesn't amuse me. i like pink though..

Ned.

we know you like pink NED... it matches your sexual orientation

I am a bouncer, door man at a strip club, Nothing to do all day long except sit around an watch nekkid women, talk about boring

Really, I work on Land Rovers, so it really isn't boring, just reptative (yes ma'am, they all leak like that)
Purple brake fluid, Red ATF, golden Brown/black oil, blue gasoline (petrol) Green Diesel, clear Kerosene (parafin), Dark guiness, honey colored or nut brown ale, and red wine.

David

ummm, no pinks... green any good? mineral brake fluid is green

edit: just had one of you land rover guys on the phone

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so what's this f***ing SAF-XO stuff then?

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I am a maintenance Electrican at a college and i am waiting for any light bulb to blow and someone to notice it and email me to replace it !!!!!!!!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

only good thing the machine shop is great at making one offs.

anyone one who has seen gone in 60 seconds will know what i mean by the quote:

"pink, pink works!"



Ned.

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Originally posted by ned
normally boring, but this morning I have been setting people up with tft monitors and removing their old crt screens. This makes me everyone's best friend in the office!!

Ned.

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I work in I.T.

By the end of tomorrow I will have spent 2 weeks making print queues!

If it wasn't for having the Radio4 play of The Lord Of The Rings and The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy on tape I'd have gone mad with boredom.

If I finish the rest of them by tomorrow I firmly to spend a lot of time next week off sick! Probably with an illness that can only be cured by spending a lot of time in the garage!

Cheers,

James

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Originally posted by skinny
ummm, no pinks... green any good? mineral brake fluid is green

edit: just had one of you land rover guys on the phone

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so what's this f***ing SAF-XO stuff then?

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wow, you must be even more bord than me! it's a fully synthetic diff oil that can be used in the latest range rover but is specifically not to be used in any other range rover / land rover.