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Hands Free Sperm Extraction!!!!
DarrenW - 10/4/13 at 09:21 AM

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/research-china-sperm-extractor,17922.html


There is even a video to watch

scootz - 10/4/13 at 09:28 AM

Are the Chinese really so flush that they can afford to make a 'device' that does the same job that the patient could do themselves for now't!?

The world is mad!

ash_hammond - 10/4/13 at 10:37 AM

Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?

DarrenW - 10/4/13 at 10:45 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?



Mine was about what format films you can play on it

i wonder if it is fitted with a timer and shows a league table?

splitrivet - 10/4/13 at 11:13 AM

What youve got to be aware of Darren is we all now know what your other "hobby" is to find this web page.
Do you have A: big thick glasses or B: a hearing aid.
Cheers,
Bob

bi22le - 10/4/13 at 11:16 AM

It needs some handles on it!!

DarrenW - 10/4/13 at 11:20 AM

quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
What youve got to be aware of Darren is we all now know what your other "hobby" is to find this web page.
Do you have A: big thick glasses or B: a hearing aid.
Cheers,
Bob




Ah ha, well - under normal circumstances you would be right, however on this occasion would you believe that i came across this (pardon the pun) in a link that BritishTrident sent me.

Now i bet that has shocked you, but i will explain before there are any repercussions. If you see my post in the computer section asking about downgrading a laptop's operating system, BT kindly sent me a link to how to do it. Within that link there was this article. So on this occasion i actually stumbled upon it quite by accident............... me lord!!!!!!

splitrivet - 10/4/13 at 11:24 AM

What it also needs is a built in microwave and washing machine....they'd sell thousands.
Cheers,
Bob

DarrenW - 10/4/13 at 11:26 AM

Ive been thinking about this a bit more. I dont think it will catch on. Its a w**k idea!

One of those wacky ideas that will just be a fad, it will just come and go. Hit or miss.

BenB - 10/4/13 at 11:30 AM

LOL! I wonder if that gets around the Roman Catholic ban on "self love"? Seriously it's an issue! Had one patient who had to go to his priest to ask if there was an exemption on spanking the monkey for fertility treatments. Turns out there isn't but you can apparently get special condoms with weeny holes in which collect the semen but (by virtue of the microscopic holes) are deemed not a form of contraception. I thought he was taking the wee when he said he had to get some special Roman Catholic approved Hol(e)y condoms!

So now you know

splitrivet - 10/4/13 at 11:35 AM

quote:
Originally posted by BenB
LOL! I wonder if that gets around the Roman Catholic ban on "self love"? Seriously it's an issue! Had one patient who had to go to his priest to ask if there was an exemption on spanking the monkey for fertility treatments. Turns out there isn't but you can apparently get special condoms with weeny holes in which collect the semen but (by virtue of the microscopic holes) are deemed not a form of contraception. I thought he was taking the wee when he said he had to get some special Roman Catholic approved Hol(e)y condoms!

So now you know



Surprised the priest did'nt say can I give you a hand my son.
cheers,
bob

scootz - 10/4/13 at 11:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?


Nope... was mine too!

r1_pete - 10/4/13 at 11:44 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?


Nope... was mine too!


and what about the poor sap who has to empty it

Peteff - 10/4/13 at 12:10 PM

That's just lazy

Nickp - 10/4/13 at 12:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
That's just lazy


Yes, so it turns out the Chinese are lazy wankers after all

sonic - 10/4/13 at 04:42 PM

Wonder if it moans like this wife..................

snapper - 10/4/13 at 05:13 PM

quote:

It needs some handles on it!!


I was thinking ears or pig tails

steve m - 10/4/13 at 05:31 PM

"Wonder if it moans like his wife.................."


why??? as i cant hear the wife when im on the job, i would need a telephone


[Edited on 10/4/13 by steve m]