Doing my guarding shift, having a few peanuts just like yesterday, then I realised....

It's a chocolate factory, and a nut free site

I would think it would be low risk activity unless you cough/spit over the molten chocolate.

So you post on an open Internet forum that you've breached rules at the place your working. ?

Lets hope no one has a reaction to a peanut you might have dropped in a machine, that'll trace it back to you and it's jail time ;-)

So you're the reason all chocolate bars say "may contain nuts" then are you?

Do you get free chocolate?

I worked in an ice cream factory as a student and you were allowed to eat as much as you liked from the staff freezer. This was great for a couple of days, but it soon wears off - I'm still not fussed on ice cream to this day!

Hope the press aren't reading this....


Guard sabotages chocolate production, causes recall of 1M tonnes of chocolate and the colapse of the Crudbury Empire.

Hehe, I don't go near the production and luckily they aren't doing any today. But just goes to show how easy it is. I feel for the people who have to go through all the ingredients in their food

Hehe, I don't go near the production and luckily they aren't doing any today. But just goes to show how easy it is. I feel for the people who have to go through all the ingredients in their food

I've seen worse
Smoking out the back of a guardroom in an explosives facility

My dad used to work for a food company that had just built a fancy new factory. It had all these hygienic features like easy-clean floors with drainage and whatnot. The day the factory opened, the production manager was showing the business owners around and making a point of all these modern features. They got to the cold store room... to find the security guard's dog had been roaming around the factory with an upset stomach!

Talk about spreading the chocolate.