sometimes the conversation is really funny.
make sure you tell her your name....
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
After half an hour I'm still going strong.
I think I've found a soulmate 
.
well, she doesn't seem to know if she can drive or not or anything. confusing really:
Human: what car do you drive?
ALICE: My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Human: why?
ALICE:" My favorite car is one I don't have to drive."? Why?
Human: yes, but why!
ALICE: Tell me more. Why ask why?
Human: you say you can't drive a car?
ALICE: Plug me in to your car and try it.
Ned
I read an investigation in to coneting two alices together and seading the discution with helow.
the conversation ended up being like a pub convesation after a couple of bears
yeah, you need to not allow it to get into 'loops'.
It can give quite funny answers.
Especially if you tell it your name, cos it will throw that in ever so often.
so, say
'my name is steve you sexy bastard'.
she will then say stuff like
'how are you steve you sexy bastard'
it made me chuckle anyways 
atb
steve
First 3 questions , 3 totally wrong answers.
Eaxample
Q. Do you get many visitors.
A. Where do I get one from?
Ah well, back to real persons with attitude. Just trying to deal with the council waste dept after failing to have our bins emptied each time since
July.
A new recycle scheme came into play and bins are emptied fortnightly. Where they think the waste goes compared to weekly collection I don't know.
Steve.... you're a sad, sad man!!! and quite insane!
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
yeah, you need to not allow it to get into 'loops'.
It can give quite funny answers.
Especially if you tell it your name, cos it will throw that in ever so often.
so, say
'my name is steve you sexy bastard'.
she will then say stuff like
'how are you steve you sexy bastard'
it made me chuckle anyways
atb
steve
Just tried it - 1 minute... <YAWN!>
You said 5 minutes steve - do I get my money back?
[Edited on 15-10-04 by Hellfire]
yes, but steve are you a sexy bastard?
x.
quote:
Originally posted by ned
yes, but steve are you a sexy bastard?
x.
i am very glad that hellfire doesnt want to think im a sexy bastard, and concerned that ned had to ask
atb
steve, the sexy bastard
[Edited on 15/10/04 by stephen_gusterson]
[austin powers] YEAH BABY! [/austin powers]
bloody thing asked me what i was wearing????????
ROFL
Human: You look great!
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
Human: I'm called Mike
ALICE: What's up, Mike.
Human: Not much, just surfing
ALICE: Me either.
Human: What's a girl like you doing on a website like this?
ALICE: Well, actually, when chose to be incarnated as an artificial intelligence, I kinda hoped I wouldn't have to listen to old hackneyed
testosterone-soaked pickup lines like that. Honestly! i'm just a construct of integated circuits and stimulus response categories. is the merest
hint of femininity in my acronym a.l.i.c.e. really enough to arouse your lust? you must be male!
did 'she' really say that? that would be great!
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
did 'she' really say that? that would be great!
atb
steve
Its not artificial intelligence they just put you through to the dvla help line
ALICE: Why?: tony how big are your t*ts said he spit.
I am not even going to tell you about the rest of the conversation
ALICE: That's very nice of you ro say, unknown person.
Human: im not unknown, i've already told you i'm called joel.
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not unknown you have already told me. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, joel.
Human: and who are you?
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Human: and what do you answer?
ALICE: I read for fun.
Human: does it ever get boring?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: Or are you reading your answers?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am reading my answers. I am a robot.
Human: so who's chatbot?
ALICE: That's interesting. he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the A.I. movie web site.
Human: elvis is actually dead, you know.
ALICE: I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was actually dead me know.
Human: thats 'i', not 'me'.
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: makes sense.
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: i simply said it makes sense, you know.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? To me too.
Human: sod it, not important.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about makes sense. Try being more or less specific.
Human: sod it, not important.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about makes sense. Try being more or less specific.
Human: what was the second question i asked you?
ALICE: I can think of more than one second question you asked me.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: the mind boggles.
ALICE: It's all just stimulus-response
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: the mind boggles.
ALICE: It's all just stimulus-response.
Human: dont get me started again.
ALICE: Once more? I am not trying to get you started.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Ah.
Human: do you know any jokes?
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: erm.
ALICE: Gee.
Human: that wasnt funny, alice.
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: shall i tell you a joke?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: shall i tell you one now?
ALICE: Oh. Not right now, maybe later.
Human: so what do you want to talk about?
ALICE: Awesome. movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: i dont have a personality, tart.
ALICE: Are you looking for a personality tart?
Human: i've found one.
ALICE: How did you feel when you found one?
Human:. boom boom!
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: er, not tonite love.
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: erm.
ALICE: Wow!
Human:. i gotta go now.
ALICE: Oh. Goodbye.
Human: the wifes back.
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: i'll tell you later, sexy.
ALICE: You are attracted to robots
Human: only special ones.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: gone fishing, offsky.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
she tried it on with me!