
Just spotted this in the news Comet ISON, keep an eye out for it in November.
Errrr
3 tons?
450,000 mph
Does anyone else see an issue here? 
Captain Blackadder: Baldrick, what are you doing out there?
Private Baldrick: I'm carving something on a bullet, sir.
Captain Blackadder: What are you craving?
Private Baldrick: I'm carving "Baldrick", sir.
Captain Blackadder: Why?
Private Baldrick: It's part of a cunning plan, sir.
Captain Blackadder: Of course it is.
Private Baldrick: You know how they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
Captain Blackadder: Yes?
Private Baldrick: Well I thought that if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it. Cause I'll never shoot myself...
Maybe we should all change our names to "Comet Asteroid Kuiper Belt Object" then 
My mate halley has one named after him.
I don't worry about Comet they went bust.
They named it after my car, just need to rename the car now.
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Originally posted by britishtrident
Private Baldrick: Well I thought that if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it. Cause I'll never shoot myself...