If it's manly enough for Bill the Butcher...
Hello
I'm currently growing my very own facial hair, its coming along nicely but.....
its getting to the stage where my 'tache is soon going to be entering my mouth.
now from what I know its just a case of snipping it back with some scissors.... but...
how do I do it? just a straight line? chop into it a big to give a rugged 'not perfect' look? don't snip and just comb it to the sides?
use some hair gum to style it?
thanks for any help
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Originally posted by Matt21
Hello
I'm currently growing my very own facial hair, its coming along nicely but.....
its getting to the stage where my 'tache is soon going to be entering my mouth.
now from what I know its just a case of snipping it back with some scissors.... but...
how do I do it? just a straight line? chop into it a big to give a rugged 'not perfect' look? don't snip and just comb it to the sides? use some hair gum to style it?
thanks for any help
Buy some moustache wax and groom it into an 'Imperial / Handlebar' style.
If it's manly enough for Bill the Butcher...
buy a beard trimmer...........? it becomes easy/obvious then 
Had a 'tache for years, it is just something you learn to live with. Like excess food sticking to it, the occasional
bogey that someone in a pub full of people will point out. Not to mention you will be barred from Ikea.
I have one, it has set lengths to trim at, but if I want like a 20mm length tache, the bottom bits will be in my mouth 
I just picture a straight line looking daft
Shave it off before you go spotty and the wife refuses sex because of your mouflon.....
Facial hair is spawn of the devil, and should remain on your chest.
facial hair on you're chest?! explain
im quite surprised ive not gone spotty at all! yet
ive never had a beard, so im just giving it a go, its quite easy working offshore, just leave the trimmers at home and I have no choice about starting
it!
I have a full manly mouflon of chest rug, appeared early 20s - but facial hair I am but a whimp, a delicate collection of grey/ginger and spots on my
top lip and chin.
I did the Movember thing last year, week 3 I scraped the horrible poo off at 3am with a blunt razor, the relief was legendary, a life high.
Hair is for chests and arse cracks, legs and German ladies armpits and stuff......not top lips.
Maybe if I wasnt spotty to start with....
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Originally posted by benchmark51
Not to mention you will be barred from Ikea.
Long hair over the lips is easy to part with your fingers. Smoothies can be a challenge, but otherwise it never gets in the way of food.
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Originally posted by T66
I have a full manly mouflon of chest rug, appeared early 20s - but facial hair I am but a whimp, a delicate collection of grey/ginger and spots on my top lip and chin.
I did the Movember thing last year, week 3 I scraped the horrible poo off at 3am with a blunt razor, the relief was legendary, a life high.
Hair is for chests and arse cracks, legs and German ladies armpits and stuff......not top lips.
Maybe if I wasnt spotty to start with....
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Originally posted by T66
I did the Movember thing last year, week 3 I scraped the horrible poo off at 3am with a blunt razor, the relief was legendary, a life high.
Yes I still collected in true man superheroes fashion for movember, it was my bottle which went. The collection went ahead as normal...
Ignore anything Scootz says about me, he made it quite plain he was envious of my ginger white scraggy end when he told me I was the spitting dab of
George Cloney.
He's just embarrassed to admit it......
Ps - the next thing he will make about me, he will start telling you all I snore, another trip of fantasy....
[Edited on 12/2/14 by T66]
looks like i'll be taking the scissors too it when im home, only 5 more days of it then hopefully i will look like a true porn*
i think this is the look I want eventually, I've always liked the idea of being a pirate
unfortunately I look like a genuine peadofile with just a tache (from my half hearted attempt previously) so I will have to be leaving the rest of the
beard too
benzine, is that your facial hair? it looks like it would be great if you were ever to go on hunger strike! simply plait the top to the bottom and
you're laughing! well you wont be as it would probably hurt
If your working offshore, I totally get not shaving but trying to craft something that looks sophisticated is best left to people like Scootz who
could feasibly shave 3 times a day....
I'm just your plain Northumberland dwelling, Scottish / Irish Viking mixture, compared to Scoot who was deposited in East Lothian by a Spanish
galleon.
Ivan is right... he doesn't snore. He actually bellows! It's like listening to a horse in the throes of ecstasy after
it's just run the Grand National course (twice). Forget what he said about the 'tasche preventing him from getting any nookie - it's
really because his missus banishes him to (the neighbours) garden shed at night so she can get some rest!
But yes, it's true what he says about my hirsuteness. I was born with a 5 o'clock shadow. If I don't shave in the morning, then I
resemble a Taliban. A very sexy, manly look, which the ladies love!
My whole family were blessed with a shiny coat. This is my Mum and 2 Sisters...
When I had a moustache many years ago ( I was told to start shaving at school as I had grown a moustache inadvertently) I just used to chew the ends off when they got long enough to reach my mouth.
Where are the pics of Tom Sellick grinning like a Cheshire Cat in his Ferrari?
If anyone can make a moustache look porn, he's got to be in the top 10 - probably just behind Ron Jeremy ... Lol !
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Originally posted by Barkalarr
Where are the pics of Tom Sellick grinning like a Cheshire Cat in his Ferrari?
If anyone can make a moustache look porn, he's got to be in the top 10 - probably just behind Ron Jeremy ... Lol !
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Originally posted by Peteff
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Originally posted by Barkalarr
Where are the pics of Tom Sellick grinning like a Cheshire Cat in his Ferrari?
If anyone can make a moustache look porn, he's got to be in the top 10 - probably just behind Ron Jeremy ... Lol !
Just behind Ron Jeremy is probably the best place to be