It has come to my attention that due to Bereavment, A position has become available (since 02:30, 11/11/2004) for a highly skilled and determined group leader in the Middle East Area.

The candidates for this Job should require a degree of thick skinned determinedness that borders on insanity, an abillity to give orders regardless of the consequences, the ability to take flak from other people and totally ingnore it, AND preferably wear a cloth round their head.

Multi tasking abilities would definately be considered an advantage, due to the number of different people/views/religions/ideoligies/nations/world leaders/demi gods, that the candidate will have to please.

Being a contortionist would also be useful as would being a contortionist and bending over backards (with no visible means of support).



Your suggestions on this and the reasons would be appreciated.


I recomend

Mr Bill Gates

He could upgrade & re-equip all combatants with mobile phones and lap top computers enabled with unstable windows 98 or XP and contaminated with viruses (of the computer kind). The advantages of this are clearly visible. At the first sign of trouble the lap tops could be openen and prospective vitims could the be hit with the 'BLUE SCREEN Of DEATH' and then infected with a virus. This would reduce the number of real time victims whislt boosting the economy of the computer industries. (it might also lead to proper software that work without infection or crashing)


Enjoy. 72 Days to Go

Legal bit :-

All the above is tongue in cheek and ALLEGEDLY

And technically he’s the goodie

Ringo starr with a tea towel on his head should do the trick,nobody will know the difference

rumour has it arrafat wanted to be buried in an england football top with a number 8 on the back.
May have been something about being buried in gazza strip

Nobel peace prize, my ar5e.
Terrorist.
Gerry Adams in another guise.

yep like nelson mandella
another terrorist

You're thinking of Winnie Bob, she was the terrorist.

Who is Winnie Bob, funny name for a girl?

Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.

Lived on Walton's Mount with John boy and Jim Bob, I bet all the WLM know her
All terrorists who became nation leaders.
Unlike Dubya who did it the other way round.

[Edited on 13/11/04 by Peteff]

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Originally posted by Cita
Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.

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Originally posted by woodster

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Originally posted by Cita
Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.

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....... bush-blair-sharon....whats the difference???

As Peteff said...some do it the other way round
[Edited on 13/11/04 by woodster]

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