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treeuk - 22/6/14 at 06:56 PM

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . . Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four fuckin years before it happens again!


daniel mason - 22/6/14 at 07:21 PM

Lol
At least you know the first 3 are in a group, which makes things a little more fun! Don't ask me how I know

[Edited on 22/6/14 by daniel mason]