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Oh dear, I think I'm in trouble...
David Jenkins - 3/3/19 at 07:17 AM

I'm currently visiting my daughter and her family, who live just north of Sydney, NSW. We often go down to Manly, which is a seaside resort nearby. Today it was around 32C and about 70% humidity.

My problem is that wherever I look I see gorgeous females wearing skimpy clothing, and I'm struggling!

It's especially difficult when I'm walking alongside my wife...


MikeR - 3/3/19 at 07:44 AM

Please tell me you said " I look at all these women and it makes me realise in the luckiest man alive, I love you more now than I ever have"

Although I have a suspicion you said "why don't you dress like that?"


David Jenkins - 3/3/19 at 08:01 AM

No, I said "I'm having trouble here!" I find that it always pays to be honest...


slingshot2000 - 3/3/19 at 08:03 AM

Mirrored shades are so handy in situations like this !

Also, beware you don't get whiplash looking at the moving scenery, as it can often result in a painful pain in the ribs from a sharp elbow !


Paul_Arion - 3/3/19 at 08:09 AM

This thread is useless without pictures!!


Shooter63 - 3/3/19 at 08:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by slingshot2000
Mirrored shades are so handy in situations like this !

Also, beware you don't get whiplash looking at the moving scenery, as it can often result in a painful pain in the ribs from a sharp elbow !



What he said

Shooter


David Jenkins - 3/3/19 at 09:05 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_Arion
This thread is useless without pictures!!
l

I thought about photos - but they'd be close to porno!


rusty nuts - 3/3/19 at 09:41 AM

You need a bucket of cold water !


ian locostzx9rc2 - 3/3/19 at 10:14 AM

Surely your allowed to look


slingshot2000 - 3/3/19 at 11:58 AM

^^^^^^ A bit like SWMBO going window shopping? Just don't touch the displays !


David Jenkins - 4/3/19 at 05:42 AM

SWMBO usually responds by making comments about the fit young men in budgie smugglers.


Mr Whippy - 4/3/19 at 12:22 PM

women are worse than men


nick205 - 4/3/19 at 01:20 PM

Used to hve the same sort of problem. Then had children and building sand castles and digging holes seemed to take over.

Then the problem moved on to being told "we're not leaving until you've filled that hole back in - what if someone falls into it"

[Edited on 4/3/19 by nick205]