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theconrodkid - 5/2/03 at 05:48 PM

as computers are stuborn,un helpfull,imposible to understand and keep crashing does that mean they are female?
tin hat on dive for cover

Metal Hippy™ - 5/2/03 at 06:09 PM

Sounds pretty accurate to me mate....

scutter - 7/2/03 at 10:46 AM

Hit the nail on the head there old boy, just don't mention the war.

Dan

theconrodkid - 7/2/03 at 04:53 PM

whitch war?,we havnt lost one have we???

scutter - 7/2/03 at 07:04 PM

No mate, for me the war is over, I'm out of action.

Dan.

bob - 7/2/03 at 09:22 PM

I would have done the same thing too,or chopped a toe off in a freak gardening accident.

Findlay234 - 7/2/03 at 09:34 PM

well all you oldies are gonna have to join the home guard once Sadman insane and his little brother osama realise that they dont have to take poo off of Mr Bush and his pet poodle (blair if you didnt get it).

this looks like a hijacked thread sorry conrod.

cheers
fin

scutter - 7/2/03 at 09:54 PM

Hijacked

We will not give in to terrorism,

P.S. how the computer

Dan

theconrodkid - 7/2/03 at 10:18 PM

you should be out there bombing the nazis,my computer is fine apart from a few bullet holes

scutter - 7/2/03 at 10:28 PM

I'll never forgive them germans they bombed our chip shop you know.

(Being P C sorry to any germans who are reading)

As for me, medically down graded for 6 months

I'm sure I'll live.

Take care Dan.

theconrodkid - 8/2/03 at 02:16 PM

no excuse for you missing brecky then

scutter - 8/2/03 at 02:34 PM

The problem is, I can't drive with only one arm free, and I very much doubt that the wife will drive 80+miles first thing on a subday morning

Don't fret I'll be at Stafford even if I have to take the train and sleep on base there.

Regards Dan.

theconrodkid - 8/2/03 at 05:51 PM

im sure someone will offer you a lift,see ya soon

Findlay234 - 8/2/03 at 07:04 PM

well one of them at the cafe must be working for the enemy, they must have known i was a double agent otherwise they wouldnt be asking after me. i cant see anyother reason.

cheers
fin

theconrodkid - 8/2/03 at 07:25 PM

you will have to come down and ask her wont you

Findlay234 - 9/2/03 at 06:37 PM

shit.............. did i walk into that one?

James - 13/2/03 at 11:52 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scutter
The problem is, I can't drive with only one arm free, and I very much doubt that the wife will drive 80+miles first thing on a subday morning

Don't fret I'll be at Stafford even if I have to take the train and sleep on base there.

Regards Dan.


So I'm not the only one who beat themselves up snowboarding then!

Can't understand why people warned me snowboarding was dangerous!

Anyway, what do you mean you can't drive with one arm- it's only a poxy collar bone isn't it? I drove to Box Hill the other day and I'm on crutches with a busted right knee!
When it comes to greasy spoon breakfast needs must!

Happy healing,

James

theconrodkid - 13/2/03 at 05:02 PM

thats the spirit!

scutter - 13/2/03 at 05:55 PM

One arm's still enough to open a can of whoop ass on you.

Truth be told I'm going mad

And no I still can't drive.

Suffering loudly Dan.

James - 14/2/03 at 10:52 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scutter
One arm's still enough to open a can of whoop ass on you.

Truth be told I'm going mad

And no I still can't drive.

Suffering loudly Dan.


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!


I've never got to say that to someone before- yippee!

As you can tell I don't get in fights too often- but be warned Scutter- I've got large crutches and I know how to use them.... to run away that is....

scutter - 14/2/03 at 03:39 PM

I'm glad you said crutches,

We'll have to settle this over a pint at Stafford

Take care Dan.

Deckman001 - 14/2/03 at 05:59 PM

DAN , think you left the face pack on tooooooo long

scutter - 14/2/03 at 06:55 PM

You can never be to careful in this day and age.

Or am I just being presumptuous

Dan.

Deckman001 - 14/2/03 at 06:58 PM

You can never be toooo carefull !!