Right Lads,

My missus wants a Jack Russell for her birthday, fair enough. But now we are stuck on a name.

I wanted to call it Elvis, but she said no (no taste some people).

I then said Chorlton, she said maybe

The only none boring thing she would suggest is Snoopy

So come on lads, whats it to be?

call it summat like sh*thead.

just imagine the fun you are gonna have shouting out "come here sh*thead" in a public place......you might lose teeth tho..

How about Considerdly ?

In honour of our esteemed friend,might I suggest Considerably?

That's 2 votes!

How about " D B "
As in the Dogs B........ks!
You did ask!
Dean...........

Well Douglas Bader had it on his Spitfire!

when i took my dog home we just called him names at random till his ears pricked up,thats why he is called"stop chundering in my van" or Bill for short

My neighbour had a cat with a funny name - I remember hearing him shout out "where's that cooking fat?!"

I think that's what he said, anyway...

David

(the old ones are the best - you know when to groan)

Call it Woodbine as in I'm taking the dog out for a drag. You started it. What are you going to feed it on cos we were watching telly once at the brother in laws house and a pedigree chum advert came on " My dogs won't eat anything else" . His mother was visiting and she chimed in " Ours eats his own poo " . One of the perks of being elderly is that you can say whatever comes into your head at the time

see you, Pete

My dog was named before we got it, but the previous owners were into autograss racing and were looking at bits for minis at the time, they couldn't decide on a name so it ended up being called Diff.

Kingr

NOT Snoopy!!

Diff is a great name! Something car related, but not too obvious the wife would pick up on...

Seven
Lotus
Bias pedal
Patch (erm, as in exhaust patch i spose)

I'll get me coat....

its ok Mark,ill get the nurse

Fang, without a doubt.

Cheers

Chris

Bernard Wrigley had the best idea, or was it Les Barker. Wrote a poem about his three dogs called Sit, Fetch and Stay. Come here Sit. Poor bugger won't know where he is going.

yours, Pete.

If it is a bitch, call it diffa (as in D for Dog)

Pick a name for your car & then accidentally call the dog the same name. Then you can just quickly nip out with ***, 20 mins later you realise that you left the dog at home and your near to the pub so a quick half (remember no drink driving) would be in order before you go back and pick up the dog. (about 2hrs later).

We used to have a dog callled Engineer. Every time we kicked it it made a bolt for the door.

(If you're from the RSPCA we didn't really kick it - honest)