can't remember if it had one S or 2, but it made me smile at the time...........
must be loads more out there..........next ?
Driving from Swindon towards Oxford other day, saw a place called PUSSY
can't remember if it had one S or 2, but it made me smile at the time...........
must be loads more out there..........next ?
There is somewhere in the UK called Twatt......
Don't think you can beat Bell End in warwickshire, maybe it's "twinned" with Pussy!
Cheers
Chris
you have to go a long way to beat St Ives in Cornwall. We have Court Cocking, Love Lane, Virgin Street, Salubrious Place and Puddingbag Lane and a few miles up the A30, Brown Willy is the highest point in Cornwall
I'm pmsl ere, keep m coming....
There's a place in Wales called Aber Buga
Mark re st ives been there,obviously a hidden meaning/message
www.multimap.com
does not show a place called pussy
but there are two places called twatt - in orkney and shetlands.
there is a river piddle
and a car company in northants is called
the titty ho motor company.
and of course there is condom in france.
atb
steve
The population of Cornwall is as mad as a bucket of frogs. Not only do we have the St Ives stuff, but how about.......the "London Apprentice",a cad
and a "Knave-go-by" met "Penny-come-quick" at "Playing Place" to play with her "Mousehole". He would have seen "Redruth" but she was having her
period. "Paul" went swimming at "Pool". All's well in "Come-to-good". Do you get my "Drift"?
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
Driving from Swindon towards Oxford other day, saw a place called PUSSY
can't remember if it had one S or 2, but it made me smile at the time...........
must be loads more out there..........next ?
There's a place near yeovil called Boozers Pit, I think from memory it's near Merriot, which in that case, would actually put it nearer Crewkerne than
Yeovil.
There's another place out near Mulcheney, called Long Load. Must have been named the morning after a night on the pi5s and curry.
There's also a place in Hampshire called Long Ley, and another called Badgers Bottom.
There is also the painful-sounding "Wyre Piddle" in Worcestershire!
"Fanny Hands Lane" in Dewsbury (I think) 
Not quite the same but I was once informed to be careful because Nottingham Wrexham if you're not flexible enough
yours, Pete.
i remember theres a hill/mountain in yorkshire called fanny-byg, not sure if i got the right spelling ill find out.
I nearly drove off the road once, while travelling in Germany... went through the village of Wank.
I wonder what the residents are called...
David
(Yes, I know it's probably pronounced "Vank" - made me and my missus grin, though)
quote:
I wonder what the residents are called...
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
www.multimap.com
does not show a place called pussy
Sorry, i must check my speeling next time i pass thru..............
there is a river piddle
and a car company in northants is called
the titty ho motor company.
and of course there is condom in france.
atb
steve
"Ukantpolishaturd" , small village just east of Lokustski, Kazackstan.
Another quality thread killed stone dead by the(lack of) wit and wisdom of Tarquin Considerably.
Any body know a cheap hit man?
Cheers
Chris
how about "cateringvan village" one at le-man once a year apparently.........
*Anybody know a cheap hit man?
Knowing you lot, you will probably weld one up from a couple of coat hangers and a dress shop dummy, and claim it just as good as the real thing.
Nothing wrong with the CateringVan village, it was even on TV last year.
Where else could you watch the Canadian GP on a huge screen ? Or have a live band on Friday night ? Or a massive fireworks display ?
It is hugely funny, turning up at Camping Bleu, where a couple of fiesta boys have got a ghetto blaster bangin' out some tunes ... and unloading a PA
system that makes Ozzy Osbourne's look like a Sony Walkman
So, ChrisG, why pay someone to do it for you, when you could do it yourself ... or are you scared ?
tell me plz, what is a TV ?
ahhhhhhh, gotcha now, your one ??
I sometimes wonder if considerably is my younger sister.
She's delusional too.
Enjoy.
* your one ??* ?
Is that "your one" ? i.e. my TV
Or "You are one" i.e. I am a TV ?
I did get some funny looks wandering around Tesco's in my Sparco "Pixie Boots" today
Not quite sure what I am having delusions about ?
"a PA system that makes Ozzy Osbourne's look like a Sony Walkman"
Have you actually been to an Ozzy Osbourne / Black Sabbath concert?
How many days did it take to get normal hearing back?
Still haven't got my hearing back, am quite deaf in one ear, although I am not sure that driving an aero-screened Seven helps with that.
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So, ChrisG, why pay someone to do it for you, when you could do it yourself ... or are you scared ?
i would be if i thought you was gonna do a "BIG Daddy" splash on me...........
could watch it ont TV.
Dunno about TV, but i reckon you can get that on video round our way.If it tickles yer fancy!
Originally posted by Jon Ison
i would be if i thought you was gonna do a "BIG Daddy" splash on me...........
could watch it ont TV
* "man of mystery"
I told you, I live in Surrey.
Down the M1, round the M25, get off somewhere around the 6 o'clock mark.
It's a big green place, you can't miss it
is that the one in 'Ukantpolishaturd'??? or in the 'cateringvan' village.........
anyhoo, what were you doing in a tesco? you mean harrods dont you, and in there they get all kinds of eccentrics so the pixie boots would pass
un-noticed.
I was passing, and needed 10kg of Salt.
Would have gawn to 'Rods but London was awash with Peace-niks, Vegetarians and Socialists. Not nice.
yes, true...... barbarians.
couldnt you just mow them down with your tank.....er....... Rolls Royce.
Now there's a good idea
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Originally posted by Considerably
*
Nothing wrong with the CateringVan village, it was even on TV last year.
Where else could you watch the Canadian GP on a huge screen ? Or have a live band on Friday night ? Or a massive fireworks display ?
Weeeell, the Candian GP has not been on the same w/end as Le Mans for a while, but as I am sure you are aware it is on Sunday evening, after the 24hr
race has finished.
What better way to wind down, after the greatest motor race on earth, than a couple of beers and and a Grand Prix. Particularly as quite a few Germans
turn up .... the time Schumacher lost it coming into the Pit Straight .... well lets just say if they had had senses of humours, they would have lost
them. Sadly our Damon did the same thing a few laps later
I will give your comment about "coarse vehicles" the due contempt it deserves
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I told you, I live in Surrey.
Considerably- You are always very quick to point out spelling mistakes and grammatic errors here,so here are a few of your own:
Canadian/Candian
Senses of humours
Du bist ein total bekloptes arshloch. Geh und bums deine mutter da sie die einzigste sein wird die dein gesicht schoen finden wird ohne vor schreck um
zu fallen
Toodle pip
[Edited on 17/2/03 by robinbastd]
Ah yes, I apologise, a couple of typo's there. But missing a key or two is very different to not knowing some basic grammer I think. The former is a
sign of being busy, the later a sign of a poor education.
And as for the German, well I don't think my mother is into that sort of thing, you
Burgfräuleinbeglücker.
More specific about Surrey ? Well, it's like Yorkshire, only more warmer and without the Coal Mines. Just keep giong south from the M25 until you find
everyone wearing Barbour jackets. Can't miss it.
sorry, i dont speak da queens hinglish meself but i have noticed this.....
"Well, it's like Yorkshire, only more warmer and without the Coal Mines."
........'only more warmer'??.......... talk about grammar m8. sorry to bring that one up.
cheerio
Finners
Good spot.
I had originally written "more expensive" but decided to be nice for once. I shall go back to being rude, at least I am grammatically correct that
way.
i guess it doesnt always pay to be the nice guy then? small sacrifice though.
Considerably:
quote:
...some basic grammer... The former is a sign of being busy, the later a sign of a poor education.
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
Don't think you can beat Bell End in warwickshire, maybe it's "twinned" with Pussy!
Cheers
Chris
Rorty - "Later" vs "Latter" is spelling not grammer. Fool.
Well I never went to school(too busy in the bookies or tending to the whippets)
But even I know it's grammar not grammEr.
Your education doesn't appear to be as expensive as you claim.
Cheers
Chris
Again, spelling, not grammAR. I have never claimed to be a good speller. Or should that be spellar .... oh dear
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Originally posted by Considerably
And as for the German, well I don't think my mother is into that sort of thing, you
Burgfräuleinbeglücker.
Yeah! ...............Yeah, what Steve said!!
I agree 100%
Cheers
Chris
That's the trouble with German...and online translators. Since you can make up words from several other words, they will never be able to translate
properly.
Was not in fact particularly rude though. Will call you a "monkey d1ck" if I want to be rude.
Personally I think that seeing as how The English language is in reality a 'Bastardised' language with words borrowed from almost every other language
and then corrupted to suit their use at the time, as well as being continually reformed and reinvented to suit whitch ever political correctness is in
favour at the time, then it is proberbli impausible to have correct grammer, spellin and he-vern quins inglish.
enjoy or should it be henjoy.
Here,s one HOTAZEL northern cape over here in SA. cheers davef.
COCKERMOUTH ====CUMBRIA
20 mile north of me!!
Phil.....
theres a place in west sussex called cocking not far from goodwood
lol theres another 2 for you
Iv been there was bitterly dissapointed though! not all its cracked up to be!
Has anybody here heard of Twatt?
James
Yes I work with a few!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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