Hi All
For those who were wondering PTM is indeed me, Locodude, arsechin, cogdown kid, bob altziemer etc....
I had some problems logging in so signed on in one of my alter egos. No good as I still couldn't log in. Anyhoo problem solved but I shall still be posting as PTM but only in an official capacity i.e 'Plastic Tank Man', any sarcasm and wee taking will still be under the Locodude banner so don't fret you're all still gonna get it in the neck!!!!!!

Don't forget them calipers and filter tomorrow, whatever your name is!!

Cheers

The Scrounger

They're allready in a bag next to the front door big fella! Hey I could get used to this schitzophrenia

Yeah, it suits you both!

cheers

Chris

Well one of you needs reminding about my special custom built tank you promised!
Dean...............

Get in the queue 'Toyota Boy'

You can't talk to a customer of mine like that, now get in that orange tub of sh*t of yours and fu*k off right now

Is it me, or is he trying to start an argument with himself?

(Twighlight zone theme............)

Cheers

Chris

No'its you chris

I wonder if I end up with one,or two tanks?
I'm only paying once though!
No rush really chris/PTM/Locodude/the King of Sarcasm or whoever you are today.
Best wishes from the Prince of Sarcasm!
Dean...............

We always call that the mingle mangle music Chris, just say it a few times varying the pitch. I had some tablets for schizophrenia but he kept forgetting to take them.
Also I thought the PTM was something the women suffered(enjoyed) occasionally. Oh! it probably is.

yours, Pete.

can't imagine many women enjoying our PTM...............te he.................

Jon,dont tell him that! you'll really upset the poor ,shy sensitive person underneath the brave facade that makes us think he really is a loud ,outgoing extravert.
OK! I made that bit up!The vision of a pair of testicles shown with glee just entered my head.
Dean.............

mrs bob was impressed when he showed her that pic

She said he's proud of those silly little things isnt he.

Exactly !
Need I say more?
Dean............

As well as that its only a replica as it fires blanks

I had the firing pin removed about 15 years ago,then the year after the wife had the gearbox removed so the pain was for nothing..The bloke next to me enjoyed it so much he had it twice, but he didn't ride his pushbike home the second time.

yours, Pete.