Tesco offers rum as contraceptive
Teen pregnancy explosion explained

Anyone wondering why the UK's sink estates are full of 12-year-olds pushing prams while their asboed-up 15-year-old boyfs throw fridges onto decorated war veterans from the top of abandoned 1960s tower blocks, should look no further that Tesco's ecommerce tentacle for the shocking answer:
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Think it was pretty obvious what you were searching for when you found that

Tried searching for 'chav' on Argos?

...although, if they bought and used any of the first three items on the list then presumably there wouldn't be a teen pregnancy explosion???

Ah! but once they see the bottom one they foreget all about the reason for looking in the first place.

At the risk of injecting a note of seriousness into this thread (god forbid I should ever be serious) but the reason for the teen explosion isn't dodg y condoms or booze...


... it's because the smart teens have worked out they are better off living off the state than trying to improve themselves.... don'tcha just love liberalism.