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spunky - 16/6/06 at 07:50 AM

These ebay sellers really get on my nerves. Anyone who has ever tried to buy an MP3 player will understand. Buy it now for 1p, postage £35 etc.

But sometimes the descriptions are amusing.
WTF is being described here (blue text) certainly not an electro acoustic guitar.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STUNNING-musical-instrument-Electro-Acoustic-guitar_W0QQitemZ7421151392QQcategoryZ621QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Also. I'm no expert, but that don't look electro acoustic to me anyway.

iank - 16/6/06 at 08:01 AM

"Place China

Quantity Very nice

Weight the total Weight"

RazMan - 16/6/06 at 08:09 AM

I think they got their crib sheets a bit mixed up!

It showed the higher social status in the world.That demenstrated that social civilization had been increasingly progressing.If you win it,it can bring you good fortune and happiness and luck and wealth.Please don't miss it for your collection !

Hellfire - 16/6/06 at 08:09 AM

OMG - seems almost comical...

mangogrooveworkshop - 16/6/06 at 08:20 AM

CHIN CHONG CHA !!!!!!!!!!!

quote:

This item is in perfect condition.ery attractive and nice.The shape of the item is very wonderful..Its design is very delicate.Fantastic and Rare in the world !!!It is an exquisite example of craftsmanship. This is a truly incredible handicraft, both for its charm and its rarity. It reflects the very high handicraft level.It represented the higher level of traditional economic and commercial culture.It showed the higher social status in the world.That demenstrated that social civilization had been increasingly progressing.If you win it,it can bring you good fortune and happiness and luck and wealth.Please don't miss it for your collection !

DIY Si - 16/6/06 at 08:26 AM

And the postage is £150, is that right? Also "My shop has contained warehouse of more ebay items. " Warehouses inside his shop? That's a damn big shop!

Peteff - 16/6/06 at 08:56 AM

That's a solid body, not electro accoustic. I was looking at one of the Chinese exporters selling tig welders and the description was amusing, it contained circuitry making it very adaptable to electricity. If you didn't know you were going to be hit with import and vat, some of the items would be tempting though.

mookaloid - 16/6/06 at 09:07 AM

You can get well known make like a Yamaha for less then the postage on that

zetec7 - 16/6/06 at 05:32 PM

apparently didn't translate well into Chinese. Or English, for that matter!