3 little f*ckwits decided they would graffiti all over my garage door today.

Best bit was I was inside working at the time so was able to suprise them with a 2 ft breaker bar and advice them where to go..

Do they not have better things to do on a sunny sat afternoon? Like fart around in a saxo or something?

I was actually spray painting a mainifold at the same time so I really shoulda just started painted them instead


What would you do?

Iain

Move out of Glasgow.

Shame it wasn't 2Pack , You might even get a suspended sentance for manslaughter on self defence:-)

Caber

Problem is they have seen what you have in the place so they may be back to destroy the rest of your world.

Last weeks Cambridge Evening News. Guy in Cambridge caught three little Ba----ds breaking into his car and gave one a tap , he now has a police caution!

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Originally posted by rusty nuts
Last weeks Cambridge Evening News. Guy in Cambridge caught three little Ba----ds breaking into his car and gave one a tap , he now has a police caution!

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Sub-human scum. They didnt see the car, just a angry, bearded grease monkey.

The same 3 came back later on looking suspicious so I am quite worried about them breaking in. Mind you, if its cars ther're after there's is a 911 parked opposite!

Oh well, off to set the trip wires and nail gun....

Iain

Wot about an electric fencing unit hooked up to the garage door. Won't kill them and they sure won't be back. Best remove it later in case the coppers come round for a look!

You're aloud to defend yourself and your property with reasonable force.

You give him a good shoeing and you say to the police he came at you with his fists clenched. It would also help to fabricate a witness. This valuable piece of information was given to me by a copper, shortly after we fractured a thiefs ankle.