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chrisg - 3/5/03 at 11:06 AM

Is "NIPPLE"

Thank you

Chris


locodude - 3/5/03 at 12:21 PM

No, thank you!


locodude - 3/5/03 at 12:24 PM

Oh and while I'm on, could one of the words next week be FLANGE. I'm on holiday all week but it would mean a lot to me to know that one small part of me is still involved in the forum. Thursday would be good!

[Edited on 3/5/03 by locodude]


Alan B - 3/5/03 at 12:37 PM

Hmmm?

I always said there was something seriously dodgy about the right hand side of the Pennines........

Maybe the water or summat......


Peteff - 3/5/03 at 01:18 PM

We've had Shrove Tuesday and Ash Wednesday, why not?.

yours, Pete (right of the Pennines as well)


locodude - 3/5/03 at 02:33 PM

Shrove Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, Flange Thursday. Works for me. Cheers Pete.


chrisg - 3/5/03 at 04:29 PM

Yes,

flange thursday, day before "Flubble Friday"

Cheers

Chris


locodude - 3/5/03 at 04:57 PM

Now you're just being silly


Northy - 3/5/03 at 06:07 PM

Minge monday?


theconrodkid - 3/5/03 at 06:25 PM

hope so


stephen_gusterson - 3/5/03 at 07:02 PM

whatever drugs you lot are on, bring some on Sunday.

I might understand whats going on then

atb

steve

Stoneleigh Sunday?


jollygreengiant - 4/5/03 at 07:34 AM

God chris, I haven't seen a good flubble in years, can I watch.


Enjoy.


chrisg - 4/5/03 at 10:45 AM

Sorry did someone say something?

I've got my head stuck....................

Cheers

Chris


Peteff - 4/5/03 at 04:28 PM

It's not Minge Monday yet.

Very appropriate smiley conrod.

yours, Pete.


robinbastd - 4/5/03 at 09:08 PM

FUTTOCK


Northy - 5/5/03 at 08:51 AM

Today is offically:

Minge Monday

But your all at the show


Dick Axtell - 6/5/03 at 07:48 PM

quote:
Originally posted by robinbastd FUTTOCK


Do you mean that bloke Darwin Futtock, orff the Millionaire show??

[Edited on 6/5/03 by Dick Axtell]


robinbastd - 6/5/03 at 09:52 PM

I don't mean much most of the time.
Futtocks can be found somewhere on boats. This sad fact is all I can remember of A level history. This explains why I am a shopkeeper.........


Peteff - 8/5/03 at 01:06 PM

Flange Thursday's here at last..


I'll get me coat.


yours, Pete.


stephen_gusterson - 8/5/03 at 09:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Dick Axtell
quote:
Originally posted by robinbastd FUTTOCK


Do you mean that bloke Darwin Futtock, orff the Millionaire show??

[Edited on 6/5/03 by Dick Axtell]



Dave Ashurst told me that millionaire guy had died.

suicide due to stress of the court case.

apparently celador are gonna pay for the funneral, but not for the coffin





Please sent all complaints to Dave direct and NOT me


chrisg - 8/5/03 at 10:26 PM

Nice one!

Cheers

Chris


Alan B - 9/5/03 at 12:34 AM

Hmmm?

Don't get it....

Either I need a recent knowledge of UK TV

...or....

I'm thick....


stephen_gusterson - 9/5/03 at 09:05 AM

recent big news over here alan.

go to

http://news.bbc.co.uk

and search using


charles ingram


and see what you find.


cough cough.

can I have my million quid now please?


Dave Ashurst - 9/5/03 at 07:16 PM

Thanks Steve! I don't remember that joke!?
Not bad though!

I knew we'd be in for trouble the moment I saw you....

DA

[Edited on 9/5/03 by Dave Ashurst]


stephen_gusterson - 9/5/03 at 08:35 PM

perhaps it was mike rankin that told it....it was told at the table on weds.....in a month you will have forgotten it was me

watch out for that melted black gunk btw


Spyderman - 11/5/03 at 12:11 AM

quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
quote:
Originally posted by Dick Axtell
quote:
Originally posted by robinbastd FUTTOCK


Do you mean that bloke Darwin Futtock, orff the Millionaire show??

[Edited on 6/5/03 by Dick Axtell]



Dave Ashurst told me that millionaire guy had died.

suicide due to stress of the court case.

apparently celador are gonna pay for the funneral, but not for the coffin





Doh!

I didn't get it until someone explained it to me today!
And I thought I was the intelligent one of the family!
Hope my kids are smarter!

Terry



[Edited on 11/5/03 by Spyderman]


jollygreengiant - 12/5/03 at 06:32 PM

Apparently the Major is looking for a new house.





in Hackney.




Enjoy.

its not the coughing that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in.


Peteff - 13/5/03 at 10:57 AM

Who wants to be a millionaire?
Now sponsored by Veno's.

yours, Pete.


locodude - 13/5/03 at 06:48 PM

Well? Was flange thursday any good? No reports? I take it that it was a washout then, oh well maybe next year eh?


Northy - 13/5/03 at 08:06 PM

It was that good, it will be repeated this Thursday!

Bring on the flange...........


robinbastd - 13/5/03 at 10:25 PM

As long as I don't have another F F F Futtocking F'ing Friday


Peteff - 24/7/03 at 09:18 AM

Just thought I'd bring this one back as it was such fun last time round. I'm thinking ahead to Saturday and the word I'm going for is SPASMODIC.

yours, Pete.


ned - 24/7/03 at 09:20 AM

spangulated sunday anyone?

Ned.


GasGasGas - 24/7/03 at 12:18 PM

How about one for a Saturday night?.......

I know ............ Shagged !


Mix - 24/7/03 at 03:11 PM

SPIGOT........You know it makes sense!!


Northy - 24/7/03 at 05:03 PM

Saturday will be:

"Still Pissed Saturday" after my birthday on Friday.

Anyone fancy some beers?


bob - 24/7/03 at 05:38 PM

That'll be my words on tuesday,as its bithday monday


chrisg - 24/7/03 at 06:05 PM

Happy Birthday Bob,

It's mine the monday after, and it's a BIG one!!

Gulp.

Cheers

Chris


Peteff - 24/7/03 at 08:45 PM

Bet it's not more than double figures though Chris.

yours, Pete.


chrisg - 24/7/03 at 09:11 PM

well, I'l be 21 and a few months

(228 months)

Cheers

Old bloke


robinbastd - 24/7/03 at 09:53 PM

Scary innit? Will be the same age (21 and 228 months) in 30 days and am leaving the country!

[Edited on 24/7/03 by robinbastd]


bob - 24/7/03 at 09:54 PM

You can add my and your age together and still be younger than Albert steptoe.

LOL I dont bother counting now but there is a bonus to getting older,you can get away with more letching


chrisg - 24/7/03 at 10:33 PM

quote:

you can get away with more letching



Yeah, and do less about it!

Cheers

Chris


ned - 25/7/03 at 09:29 AM

hence the term: 'dirty old man' ?

Ned.


bob - 25/7/03 at 10:16 PM

"Dirty old man" yep thats me and albert


ned - 31/7/03 at 09:07 AM

todays new word, is 'plimsole'

go on, say it out loud, doesn't it sound ridiculous?

Ned.


neds echo - 31/7/03 at 12:57 PM

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