Text the following message on a mobile phone, that is:

"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

Currently 42.22 seconds is the Guiness record, according to this article.

Impressive, if a little sad...

David

David,

Me thinks you need to get out for another tootle round the lanes this evening

What a GOOD idea! (any excuse...)