heres a pic of mine..can anyone beat it?
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oh and she has been know to fart in bed,but hey ..............who cares
Is that a life size picture? She's wearing less clothes in the ones I have.
yours, Pete.
I always wondered what happend to her after I ditched her.
It was only a matter of time before she lost out on the 'its the kit car or me' argument
atb
steve
btw - the piccy apears to be called 'cuthbert' - you didnt have that operation did you? !!!!
Nah, too rough...
I wouldn't do her with Steve's....
Does your wife always stand over you when you are posting Alan....
OR
florida must be even better than it sounds then!
in 1996 I went to santa monica / venice beach area in CA. It really is just like baywatch. There were girls in skimpy bikinis roller blading up and
down the beach path, obviously posing and hoping to get noticed.
It was absolutely awful, couldnt wait to come home.
not
atb
Steve
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I love my dear departed wife....
ah but can she cook/clean/drive a hoover etc?
I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com
Enjoy!
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Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
...florida must be even better than it sounds then!......
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Originally posted by Northy
I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com
Enjoy!
You people are sick, I thought this was a zoological/foot based site, I was disgusted
(for about three quarters of an hour)
Cheers
Chris
She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she
your all a bunch of twisted perverts.
(how do you bookmark again??)
I love my wife.
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Yes dear, I've told them......aaargh, not the Tazar again.....
Alan B - whats the shape of a camel hoof?
Anyway, back to work!
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She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she
Mark, don't worry.
I'm very familar with camel toe concept...
See my wife knows her place....
It's time we had a moderator or two on this site. I didn't join this group to see filth like this. Get thee behind me Satan. Oh no! the
vicar said if I had these thoughts I'd turn to stone and I think it's happening.
Cold showers again for me I think..
yours, Pete.
is'nt that a part of your car on the floor Alan. if not are you selling it I am sure someone on here could use it .is it the turbo model (the hoover I mean)
Could be....there's bits everywhere...
Wish she'd finish hoovering though I'm starving....I want my tea.......
im hungry too,wonder what she tastes like
fish
they always taste of fish
now, id rather get one of those with a hoover than a free flight ticKET!!!!!!
atb
steve
ps
not being pedantic or anything, but the plug on the right side - shouldnt that be in a wall socket...? poorladys gonna catch cold trying to do that
hoovering...
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Thanks for spotting that Steve.....no wonder she takes forever doing it...
just to balance things .....and I wouldnt touch her with AlanBs and hes 4k miles away!!!
Absolutely not the person I went into a church with
A prize (yeah right!) to who can name her first.......
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[Edited on 14/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]
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mmmm, nice.........
NOT!
nice chassis what does she go like
Sorry Steve...absolutely no idea who it is...
No really I haven't.....
Don't forget I've been in the US 9 years...
On an unrelated note I've always been fond of the phrase...
"A face like a bulldog, licking wee off a thistle"
a big clue - poss not for a psuedo yank tho....
shes famous for this....
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it isn't that turner prize winning student bedroom is it? or rather it's creator.
Ned.
yep.....but her name?
btw
this isnt a poll .... where da poll?
f*** nows steve, do i get a prize for "knowing" who it is, though not by name?!!!
yes i know it'll be on the web, i'm just too lazy to look it up!
Ned.
I leave a work of art most mornings according to that.
yours, Pete.
Alan we use the phrase" bulldog chewing a wasp". When the art teacher put a bowl of fruit in front of us we ate it, didn't realise we
were supposed to draw it.
yours, Pete.
C'mon Steve. Who is HE?????
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f*** nows steve, do i get a prize for "knowing" who it is, though not by name?!!!
yes i know it'll be on the web, i'm just too lazy to look it up!
Ned.
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YES
Its our trace
Tracey Emin.
She was on a tv prog once, and for one thing she has great kaboombas, but go above them and it gets very bad.
You didnt win Ned. Trace comes round and gives all the losers a big wet kiss with tongues.
With winners, she dont come round
atb
steve
try and not look too far up the piccy and see if you agree....paper bag anyone?
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Mid section ain't bad.
The head - ya wouldn't.
Eastbournes finest i think not,not only ugly she is shite as well.
BOBFOC
Cheers
Chris
Is that a crease in her skirt?...or can you see her knickers?
Not that I was looking of course..
Alan!
I'm shocked!
I thought you were too old for things like that!
Terry
Nah, not till I'm dead Terry....
thought i would bump this one cos i have a nice looking wife
took you a year to make yer mind up then
atb
steve
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Originally posted by ned
it isn't that turner prize winning student bedroom is it? or rather it's creator.
I'm shite at photo art but this is more pleasing to the eye
you can hardly see the join! still looks like an essex slapper tho.
(apologies to any locost building essex slappers on the site )
steve
just found this, and it may be a thread that newbies might appreciate...
Tracey emin is still ugly and shite
and a year older!
Not that Emin guy again
she might be ugly and shite.... but i bet she puts out more than yours.
your right she does put out more than mine hence the nickname bucket c##t.
hehehe