I was dozing off at 9pm, now wide awake again......................

doh

Same here, girlfriends away the weekend, should be beered up, but ive fixed me car instead

The wife and daughter are away. Just me and the little'un (3 year old son), in the house and he's been crashed out for hours. Problem is he WILL be up at 6am regardless.........



[Edited on 27/8/06 by givemethebighammer]

Ive got till february the weve got twins popping out, apparently.

Get some sleep now then, I got no sleep for the first three months with both of mine.

all worth it though

good thing is she cant wear the harness while pregnant, shame.........

ive just come in after having drunk far too much and just spent the last half hour on my knees in the bath room. god im so irresponsible

yet you're still able to log in, read locostbuilders (addict?), and string together a coherent sentence.
Must have been a bad kebab

Unless he was on his knees for something else ???

Leaking tap or something maybe???

Pat...

[Edited on 28/8/06 by Avoneer]

im not so good at fixing taps, bad kebab- must have been

a bad kebab or a badly packed kebab?!

Talking to god on the big white telephone, or shouting Bill and Huey. It's usually the last pint had something wrong with it I find.

"They had left pipe cleaner in the pipe- honest love! For the interst of Health and Safety I had to drink 4 or 5 to make sure it had gone and to get the one pint which didnt give me that 'warm' feeling in my tummy."
The opening lines to a play I wrote in 2000 whilst at college!

I must have had a good weekend coz ive lost the work van somewhere

I feel like poo

stag weekend + stag weekend + wedding and another wedding this weekend - being hungover is not funny anymore, I can't remember feeling normal. Still, when you're mates go and get married, you have to help them along don't you

Me rough too! Was at the races yesterday.

Hmm beer Drunk bets

Nevermind, had enough money left to get a curry on the way home. Whoooooo, too hot!

Mike

I'm just about recovered from my stag doo too! Started friday and got home midnight sunday! Just starting to feel human again.