went to a local engineering co to ask about some work to be done on a mill,blokey says speak to the boss,in walks strapping great fella with wonky teeth and a FLORAL DRESS
THATS THE BOSS HE SAYS

And woz the hole in your shoe still letting in water?




(you'll have to be well old and groovy to get this cryptic response!!)

twasnt raining today dave
(see i am old and groovy)

Hehehehe. Theres a bloke in the BT ofiices near me that wears dresses, carries a handbag and purse etc. Hes married with kids just prefers to wear womens clothes.

Was his name emily howard and did he keep reminding you saying "Im a lady..... I like to do ladies things!"

Oh and talking about handbags, my housemate at uni came back from peru a couple of weeks ago with a couple of "manbags" he called them!

The rest of us begged to differ and pointed out that they were in fact handbags...... just like the items women carry around.

Woah pete thats seriously messed up....lol.

deleted it by mistake, I was adding to it

Mate of mine worked for the environment agency on their river work team daily dutied were maintaqining river banks, chainsawing trees down, mowing large areas of river bank, lots of manual labour and they ended up with a heshe in their gang, under the issued PPE heshe wore sequined tops and ladies trousers etc - somehow it just didnt look right