http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html


Quite interesting and amusing.
I'm not gonna get banged up for long (13 years) but the Conrod Kid better watch out if he ever goes to Singapore!!!

Cheers,

James

Erk, I'm a bad bad man, 36.5 Years and £7000! And I would like to say that I am completely unrepentant about the lot. For those can't be bothered to go through it, a word of advice - if you're Welsh don't go to Chester and if you're Scottish don't go to York!

Kingr

I'm leaving the country !!!

Years in prison: 92.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

13 years and five grand.

I recon it was having anal sex in the open with a nude shop dummy I had stolen after coming out of a restaurnt after not paying that did it

atb

steve

107.5 yrs and 4.5k

Got off quite light!

Col (they made me do it )

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

erm it wasnt me! im innocent! well at least a £7000 fine aint too bad

Cheers

James

what you saying bout my character james?78 years and 7000 fine

112 years and £9500

and i didnt do any drug related offences,i'm a bit impressed with that.

37 years 5000 quid.......

Almost an angel.......

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

5.5 years and £2000.

God damn, I'm a good boy.

im impressed with how low mine was compared to you pervy thieving criminals


as for you hippy, you are half my age and havnt had the time to get into trouble yet.




atb

steve

[Edited on 23/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]

111 years, £7k.
Same as the young whippersnapper Auzziejim. Begs the question " Have I done enough?Or has he done too much?"

107 years and £7000 not as bad as some of you lot...

oh dear, think I better go hide in the garage before the fuzz come:-

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000



Still might get me car finished!!!!

12.5 years £2000, I've got a long way to go before i'm as bad as most of you 'orrible lot!

Shocking. Suddenly I find I have been associating with a group of criminals of a dubious nature. Think I will go and lock myself up now before I get a knock at the door from the men in blue.

It's the men in white coats that you've got to be on the lookout for.

Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

This is all very well, but I nicked this computer, I'm living by benefit fraud and litigation, and I've got my granny in the club, so, basically, you're all a bit tame.

Cheers

Chris

(and I've got an overdue library book)

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Originally posted by chrisg
I've got my granny in the club,
Chris

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oops. 8 years and £5000.

tsk tsk where did I go wrong.


Enjoy.

7 years in prison and £0 fine!

I could just about afford the fine then.

I'm good, honest.

Ned Flanders (May the Lord be with me)

So, if "Ned" gets 7 years, how many does Andy get?

Kingr

Oh blimey.

124 years and 7 grand.

I'll get me coat, or straight jacket!

Andy who, kingr? you don't mean donut do you?!?!!

Ned.

hmm, not too bad, only 13 years but a fine of £7000, ouch!