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SALAD - 30/11/06 at 12:38 AM

In an effort to prove the invaluable resource that is 'Locostbuilders', I have tasked to my friend to come up with a question that I will submit to the community for discussion.
I aim to prove that NO question is beyond answer and that such answers will come from a varied and constructive background........therefore the highly filtered and edited question I put to you is.......
'Will sleeping with 'ugly' girls, damage future chances of securing long-term relations with more astecically pleasing females?'


Kissy - 30/11/06 at 06:47 AM

Ugly Girls and Mopeds:

We've all ridden one, but you wouldn't want your mates to know.

........and I think you were after 'Aesthetically'


scutter - 30/11/06 at 07:08 AM

Didn't do me any harm, I liked to think of it as working my way up.

Now very happily married. Dan.


locoboy - 30/11/06 at 07:16 AM

On a night out it often pays to

'Go ugly early and avoid the rush'


theconrodkid - 30/11/06 at 07:48 AM

On a night out it often pays to

'Go ugly early and avoid the rush'



thanks for the tip


russbost - 30/11/06 at 08:23 AM

If you're finding the women unattractive, just have another drink, they're a lot better looking towards the end of the night!
With regard to the question:- No, it's just practice for the real thing, after all she wouldn't want you to not know what you're doing would she? - If your mate wanted to set us a real challenge, he should have asked then one about "Life, the universe & everything" - now that could run & run.


DaveFJ - 30/11/06 at 08:39 AM

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<sorry - someone had to say it!>

[Edited on 30/11/06 by DaveFJ]


ned - 30/11/06 at 09:06 AM

Being good people, we all 'do a little charity' from time to time


cryoman1965 - 30/11/06 at 10:12 AM

I have never bedded an ugly bird. But i have woke up thinking WTF is that, on a few occasions.




Any female builders like to shed light on the same thought. I suppose there are some ugly blokes out there also.

Nige


SALAD - 30/11/06 at 10:45 AM

Thanks for that chaps, should he come up with a more challenging (and less offensive to the fairer sex) question, I will submit it for discussion.

I did mean 'Aesthetically' yes, though I thought I did quite well considering I was forced to use the 'one-eye-typing' method, more commonly adopted after alcohol consumption!


Fozzie - 30/11/06 at 10:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by cryoman1965
Any female builders like to shed light on the same thought. I suppose there are some ugly blokes out there also.

Nige


Far too many ugly blokes out there!

Sadly, for some reason, they think they are 'the best thing since sliced bread' that all females should fall at their feet, and be grateful...

In these enlightened times, females are now getting their own back! or so I understand.......... not that any of you would ever admit to maybe having been a victim though.....

After all, you are all 6ft Adonis's with well honed muscles, and a 6 pack to die for aren't you.....

Who treat your women well with the respect and courtesy they all deserve..... of course you do.... You are all part of an elite club of car builders, you must be 'good blokes'

Oh and DaveFJ, the answer is to .... BE...sorry, I couldn't resist either tee-hee

ATB Fozzie


Dick Axtell - 30/11/06 at 02:42 PM

quote:
Originally posted by locoboy
On a night out it often pays to

'Go ugly early and avoid the rush'

Shouldn't that read -

"Go ugly early and avoid the RASH"?


Jasper - 30/11/06 at 03:00 PM

Ugly ones are good to practice on - then you just keep working up the scale till you get a 'NO' - then just marry the previous one. Took me 20 years but I got there in the end


DIY Si - 30/11/06 at 04:51 PM

We all make little (or sometimes not so little! ) mistakes in out youth, I know my first 2 GF's weren't up to much, but better than playing on your own!
Having said that, I'm no oil painting, although I'm a 6' blonde Adonis, although having given up rugby, a beer belly rapidly replaced the hint of a 6 pack I once had. Or that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!


Simon - 30/11/06 at 08:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
After all, you are all 6ft Adonis's with well honed muscles, and a 6 pack to die for aren't you.....
ATB Fozzie


Well, nearly to the first bit (5'11 3/4" Second bit (and I've heard medical evidence that concurs) that my (shrinking) one pack is better

ATB

Simon