my farthering law (aka Mr Grumpy) hates junk mail, so for the last 9 years i've made it my duty to send him as much as i can, you know signing up
to spend and save cars going on the net getting free offers (the tanna lady was the best so far)etc etc, then i had this idea to start sending them in
silly names eg
Miss Able Git
Mr Trans Sexual
but after a while you just run out of funny names, could you chaps help me out with making Mr Grumpy even Grumpier in 2007 ?
Terry now gets about 30 items of junk mail nearly every day lol.
[Edited on 12/12/06 by graememk]
I always like it when receptionists call out telephone call for Mike Hunt.
Best one I ever did was sign my dad up to Saga's mailing list, 5 years early. God he went MENTAL. The only way off their mailing list is to
die. Tick the box that says "Yes I want to receive hundreds of offers from other specialist companies" too and he'll get mobility
aids, incontinence pants, funeral plans, everything!
He still doesn't know it was me and I think he'd kill me if he found out.
Cheers
Mike
I got 93 junk mails this morning and I'm not signed up to any of them, you're not trying hard enough
Al Coholic
Aileen Dover
Alf A. Romeo
Alotta Fagina
Amanda Hugankiss
Anita Bath
Anita Gaye
Anita Hanchob
Anita Lay
Anne Teak
April May
Art Major
Barb Dwyer
Ben Dover
Bob Apple
Bob Katz
Bud Light
Bud Wieser
Buster Cherry
C. Senor
Candy Barr
Candy Kane
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Constance Noring
Craven Moorhead
Dan D. Lyons
Dick Bender
Dick Bush
Dick Finder
Dick Fitzwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Head
Dick Hertz
Dick Hunter
Dick Rasch
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle
Dr. & Dr. Doctor
Dr. Hurt
Dr. Payne
Dr. Surgeon
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Earl E. Bird
Eileen Dover
Eima W*nker
Faith Christian
Farr King
Felicity Shagwell
Ford Parker
Gail Storm
Gil Fish
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger)
Hazle Nutt
Holden McGroin
Hooja Nikabolokov
Hugh G Rection
High Janus
Hugh Jape
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
I. D. Clair
I. P. Freely
Ima Hogg
Ino Whobitchacockoff
Itora Bolokov
Ivan Oder
Ivan Yerkinov
Ivana Cumalot
Ivana Humpalot
Ivana Mandic
Ivana Tinkle
Ivona Screw
Ivor Bigun
Iwonna Ryder
Jack Goff
Jack Hammer
Jack Mehoff
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jo King
Juan King
Justin Case
Justin Hale
Justin Time
Kandi Apple
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed
Lee King
Lotte Nockers
Lou Pole
Luke Warm
Luv Loz
Lynn C. Doyle
Lynn O. Liam
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Christmas
Master Bates
May Furst
Mike Hunt
Mike Oxlong
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand
Minny van Gogh
Misty Waters
Mona Lott
Mr. Bates
Neil Down
Neil McNeil
Norma Snockers
Olive Yew
Oliver Clothesoff
Ophelia Balls
Ophelia Payne
P. Brain
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe
Pat McCann
Pat McCrotch
Paul MacOck
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Penny Dollar
Penny Lane
Phil McCavity
Phil McCrackin
Phil McCreviss
Phil Rupp
Quan Kosov
Richard P. Cox
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Robin Banks
Russell Leeves
Rusty Carr
Sally Forth
Seymour Butts
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener
Shanda Lear
Skip Dover
Skip Roper
Sloberdown Mycockyabitch
Sonny Day
Sue Yu
Summer Camp
Tarre Beach
Teresa Green
Tess Steckle
Tim Burr
Tom A. Toe
Tom Katt
Tora Titov
Trina Woods
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Wayne King
Will Wynn
Willie B. Long
Willie Nailer
Willy Shafter
Willy Stroker
X. Benedict
Oh my dear God. jos you are now my best friend.
Terry will hate me forever now lol
Jos
You must type quicker than any man alive!
Mike!
hopefully thatll keep you going for a bit
I actually know of a guy called Duaine Pipe
Nearly pissed myself laughing (again) when I saw his name on the list
Annette Curtain
Anne Aesthetic
Anne Aemic
Anne Algesic
Anne Alogy
Anne Archist
Anne Athoma
Anne Cestor
Anne Chor
Anne Imation
Anne Nexe
Anne Nihilate
Anne Notate
Anne Nounce
Anne Noyance
Anne Nuity
Annie Mosity
Annie One
Annie Thing
Anne O'Dyne
Anne O'Nimity
Anne Other
Anne Tagonise
Anne Tartic
Anne Tedeluvian
Anne Tennae
Anne Them
Anne Thropomorphise
Anne Ticipate
Anne Tiquated
Anne Tique
Anne Tisocial
Anne Tithesis
Anne Xious
Anna Bolic
Anna Conda
Anna Chronism
Anna Nouncement
Anna Trocity
Anna Phelactic
Ben Evolent
Ben Efactor
Ben Dee
Ben Derr
Ben Dover
Bill Board
Bill Lowe
Hugh Mongous
Juan Kerr
Neil Down
Sue Narmi
Sue Perb
[Edited on 12-12-2006 by smart51]
Just had to replace my keybord as I have just splutered hot coffee over my keyboard when I got to
Sloberdown Mycockyabitch.
Excelent true class
Regards
Agriv8
I went to school with a girl called Theresa Green! She didn't get much stick at all!
PMSL at those names... which is alway infortunate in a quiet office!
[Bah Humbug]
To be honest though... in these days of people actually caring about the environment, is it really responsible to be encouraging waste like this?
[/Bah Humbug]
Sorry to be boring!
Cheers,
James
once talked to one of our cutomers.
Pauline Ness.
All of a dither becaus we were busy put her account details into the computer. The computer always came up with Title Initial and Surname.
so my response
Hello Mrs P Ness your through to Iain how can I help you
At which point the rest of the office have wet them selves. I didnt make the mistake again.
Regards
Agrin8
[Edited on 12/12/06 by Agriv8]
is one of my favourites, Warwick Hunt, Lydia Binzoff and Ivan Ackerov are among others.
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
Hello Mrs P Ness your through to Iain how can I help you
[Edited on 12/12/06 by Agriv8]
I went to school with Nicholas Hoare!
Always made me laugh
went to college with:
Joe King
Lee King
and my personal favourite:
Hugh Cumber
his parents must have had a sense of humour
Somebody my sister knew when it came to naming their yet to be born daughter thought that the following were nice names for their daughter
Rubella
or
Ebola
How lovely 
My sister know people called candida which is apparantly a sexual disease or something.
There was a boy went to my school called Wayne King. He didnt get any ribbing at all.
I always thought Clamidia was a lovely name for a girl
Norwegan University student
Hugh Jorgen,
not so funny when pronounced properly,
"Hugh Properly, what a srange name"
Talking of evil parents, New of a family called Hood, and yes you guessed it they called their son Robin.
F.Doff
Ophelia Balls (that's a real name btw)
Ian
How do you lot think I feel? My surname is Overy! Oh the fun I had at an all boys school!
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
I always like it when receptionists call out telephone call for Mike Hunt.
I used to have a lecturer called Ray Soars.
Phil
A friend pulled a girl called Iona before.
Surname Bath.
The funniest bit was she only had a shower in her flat.
Always cracks me up
[Edited on 12/12/06 by jono_misfit]
One of my fellow IT guys in our german office is a Helmut Reider!
Did you hear about Mr Peniston? He got very upset with the driver id the DVLA put on his driving license and complained to his MP to get it changed 
How about Kay Terham?