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parcel farce
theconrodkid - 6/1/07 at 09:18 AM

got a card to say they tried to deliver a parcel,i wasnt in so off i trot in the pouring rain to the deepest darkest depth of the hell hole known as acton only to be told after 1/2 hour wait they have no record of my parcel !!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN YOU "MISPLACE" 20 KG OF WEAPONS GRADE URANIUM?

Macbeast - 6/1/07 at 10:14 AM

I think you'll find it at a Japanese fish restaurant on Picadilly.

JoelP - 6/1/07 at 10:19 AM

dont you have to wait 24 hours for it to be returned to base?

bob - 6/1/07 at 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by JoelP
dont you have to wait 24 hours for it to be returned to base?


Yep parcel was probably still in transit,I allways try and get a neighbour to watch out for any parcels. Although i must admit where conrod lives this may be a problem as they may well burn eat or try and live in the parcel, so its probably best it went back to the depot

theconrodkid - 6/1/07 at 11:11 AM

they have no record of said parcel ever being in their grubby little mits and bob is right about the locals.....its scary

Danozeman - 6/1/07 at 01:06 PM

Is there not a consignment number or anything on the ticket. Parcel farce are shite and theyr getting worse.

theconrodkid - 6/1/07 at 03:05 PM

how can they get worse?,no number on the ticket,ill ring raldes on monday and get it

macnab - 6/1/07 at 05:32 PM

oh I hate those guys

just plain rubbish, lost count of the number of times I've had to go to their depot.

trikerneil - 6/1/07 at 05:34 PM

Parcelfarce have been known to leave parcels at the nearest post office, might be worth a try there on moday.

fesycresy - 6/1/07 at 05:34 PM

And Shity Link - tossers.

theconrodkid - 6/1/07 at 05:59 PM

oh dear,someone got it wrong.
despite the "i was you wernt" card the bits landed over the back fence this afternoon,right in the deepest puddle in a city link bag
sorry my parcelfarce