Hi All.

Stevec's post on his Fiat Clankyclunko got me thinking about this.
I find the slang names for cars quite funny, Ford Crappy, Vauxhall Shov'it, etc. I bet there's hundreds.
I suppose my Type 907 engine came from a Lotus E'clatter.


I'd particularly like to know the one for the Corsa,
as "Roger the store man" (if you'll pardon the expression) at work, is thinking of getting one.


So, any more?.... How about a list?

Paul G

the ford crapiee/fiasco,poxhall ashtray/nogo and anything from korea/taiwan

my works wagon is a

"SHITROEN RELAY"

Austin All-agro

Ford rustcort

volkswagen peice-a-shat

volkswagen poolo

I once had a 'Monty Nogo'

Not sure you'd need a funny name considering the adverts


vauxhall puppets

If he gets a chav'ed up one you could always try 'does your mum know what you've done to her car?'

It's a tight fit on some people.

Ford Fester and Mundano

vw pishrat/pissrat
vw toe-rag
vauxhall chavalier
vaux scally-bra

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Originally posted by iank
Not sure you'd need a funny name considering the adverts


vauxhall puppets

If he gets a chav'ed up one you could always try 'does your mum know what you've done to her car?'

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Originally posted by ReMan
Ford Fester and Mundano

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Vauxhall Shuvit

La De Da 1200

Austin Landcrab
Morris Shytal

Who can forget the Ford Grenade...

and of course there's always the highly amusing automotive anagram that is the ford scrote