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matty_64 - 18/2/07 at 09:03 PM

best laugh ive had in ages.
booom


jollygreengiant - 18/2/07 at 09:05 PM

ROTFLMAO

Anyone want to buy a used reliant.


Dazza - 18/2/07 at 09:06 PM

what a way to despose of a robin. best way i have ever seen hahahahahaha...


kaaabbboooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


jacko - 18/2/07 at 09:11 PM

BRILL


matt.c - 18/2/07 at 09:11 PM


nitram38 - 18/2/07 at 09:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
ROTFLMAO

Anyone want to buy a used reliant.


I don't want to buy a brand new one !!!


ned - 18/2/07 at 09:13 PM

why o why didn't they put the porsche round the track especially when they put the poncy overpowered german thing round



[Edited on 18/2/07 by ned]


Dave Bailey - 18/2/07 at 09:14 PM

My wife was quite worried... Thought I had lost control...It was so funny..

Dave B


owelly - 18/2/07 at 09:53 PM

The Reliant rocket was funny. Fcuk-all to do with motoring but still funny!


ELO - 18/2/07 at 09:53 PM

They truely do take the art of messing about to the next level.

You can only wonder - in dread - about what they'll do next!
I thought the Top Gear Winter Olypics was brilliant but todays topped that. Where next? Actually into space?

ed


pauldm - 18/2/07 at 10:08 PM

I hate when they take a car [usually that idiot Clarkson] on thier test track & start doing wheelspins & donuts etc. What does it prove except for the cameras to record something. A few months ago he did it to a Bently barge.These cars are built for comfortable [if poweful] cruising not ripping the tyres to shreds in your local Lidl car park as Clarkson [of a bitch] proved it could do. At least Fifth Gear has Tiff Needell as a test driver who can be respected as he has been there done it can comment professionally on a cars ability.


MikeRJ - 18/2/07 at 10:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by pauldmAt least Fifth Gear has Tiff Needell as a test driver who can be respected as he has been there done it can comment professionally on a cars ability.


Well, 5th gear obvioulsy think the Top Gear program style is the one to aim for, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery etc. Tiff Needells driving talent is unfortunately more than canceled out by the cackling hag VBH and Tim "nice but dim" Lovejoy.


RazMan - 18/2/07 at 10:27 PM

I can't help thinking about their budget for the show - must be astronomical! ........... sorry about the pun


Peteff - 19/2/07 at 12:16 AM

Sounds like an oxymoron to me, a bit like military intelligence . Any tit can smoke tyres and punt people off track if they have enough power. That's what he was famed for isn't it?


welsh-muppet92 - 19/2/07 at 10:16 AM

HAHA Thats 1 way to get rid of it!


Bob C - 19/2/07 at 11:38 AM

What was clarkson on about "it's got 320 torks" "it's got 1000 torks"
I'm gonna write in and complain. I'm asuming he meant engine torque - but is that in Nm or ft lbs?
what next -
"how heavy is it " "oh it's 1.3 weights"
"how big is the fuel tank" "that would be 12 capacities"
Nobody else notice that?
Bob


smart51 - 19/2/07 at 11:55 AM

He mentioned that the porsche emitted "400 carbon dioxides" last night.

With regard to torque, Clarkson has often said that few people understand what torque is, other than more is better, so why be specific. He should differentiate between Nm and Lbft though.

quote:
Originally posted by Bob C
What was clarkson on about "it's got 320 torks" "it's got 1000 torks"
I'm gonna write in and complain. I'm asuming he meant engine torque - but is that in Nm or ft lbs?
what next -
"how heavy is it " "oh it's 1.3 weights"
"how big is the fuel tank" "that would be 12 capacities"
Nobody else notice that?
Bob