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quess who walked pu through the house carpet this morning
graememk - 15/4/07 at 09:23 PM

managed to stand on some pu in the garage today, came into wash my hands and left 3 blobs on the carpet in the front room

very lucky for me,,,,,,, the spot stain, washing up liquid, carpet cleaner (neat) and the stiff washing up brush shifted it really easy as it was fresh

now i think i am a very lucky fella as Amy was out at he time and dosnt even know i did it.


Humbug - 15/4/07 at 09:25 PM

At least it shouldn't smell, like it would have done if it was dog "pu"


nitram38 - 15/4/07 at 09:25 PM

I'm telling.....


ned - 15/4/07 at 09:32 PM

I think you've been a very lucky boy!


mark chandler - 15/4/07 at 09:33 PM

They always know, just sometimes store it up to catch you unawares..........




graememk - 15/4/07 at 09:34 PM

now this is funny, amys just asked me what i spilt on the floor as there 3x clean round patches lol, i said it was my coffee

shhhhhhhh


big_wasa - 16/4/07 at 05:39 AM


t.j. - 16/4/07 at 06:00 AM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
now this is funny, amys just asked me what i spilt on the floor as there 3x clean round patches lol, i said it was my coffee

shhhhhhhh


Or did see ask: "why are there three white spots in my blue carpet"

Do NOT clean your carpet with thinner


RazMan - 16/4/07 at 07:51 AM

She WILL find out you know - they always do

Some time ago swmbo had a blonde moment and cleaned a couple of tiny spots of CV grease (Satan's Snot) from the hall carpet WITH BLEACH She then blamed ME for the white spots on the carpet!!

You can never win


davie h - 16/4/07 at 07:56 AM

we are toilet training my two 1/2 year old and a couple of weeks ago he decided that the best place for a poo would be his bedroom and then decided to stand in it to see what it felt like he then went on a journey through every room upstairs leaving a trail of little brown footprints why oh why did we get a cream carpet


locoboy - 16/4/07 at 08:06 AM

A mate of mine is a carpet cleaner and he did a customers carpet and after finishing he went out to the van to get her an incoice and upon returning to the house proceeded to tread dog poo back over her nice clean carpet


Bluemoon - 16/4/07 at 08:07 AM

Dave, good choice, at least you can see where the poo is... Brown and you'd just had a bad smell and no way to find it!!

Dan


davie h - 16/4/07 at 09:02 AM

dan i can tell you cream is not a good colour just ask the ruined cream couch that is currently sitting in the garage after it had to be replaced due to said two year old


James - 16/4/07 at 10:47 AM

quote:
Originally posted by davie h
we are toilet training my two 1/2 year old and a couple of weeks ago he decided that the best place for a poo would be his bedroom and then decided to stand in it to see what it felt like he then went on a journey through every room upstairs leaving a trail of little brown footprints why oh why did we get a cream carpet


Thanks for that.... another reason not to have children! I'll be passing the story on...



[Edited on 16/4/07 by James]