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Earthquake! Take cover!
scotty g - 28/4/07 at 10:09 AM

blimey, only had an earthquake this morning, shook the house like a rag doll!
4.7 so quite a big one by UK standards, got the fire brigade a few doors down making chimney pots safe.
Can't believe my garage didn't fall down, it been on the brink of self destruction for years but its still there! BUGGAR.


Macbeast - 28/4/07 at 10:38 AM

So there will be a lot of ladies in Folkestone this morning who can for once honestly answer "YES" to the question "did the earth move for you too ?"


theconrodkid - 28/4/07 at 10:47 AM

blame it on global warming


David Jenkins - 28/4/07 at 10:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scotty g
Can't believe my garage didn't fall down, it been on the brink of self destruction for years but its still there! BUGGAR.


Can't you go outside and lean on it a bit? You can then say to the insurance people "it was weakened by the quake, it was OK yesterday!"


Catpuss - 28/4/07 at 11:02 AM

quote:
Originally posted by theconrodkid
blame it on global warming


UKIP'll blame it on that tunnel connecting us to johnny furriner.


gazza285 - 28/4/07 at 11:42 AM

quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
quote:
Originally posted by scotty g
Can't believe my garage didn't fall down, it been on the brink of self destruction for years but its still there! BUGGAR.


Can't you go outside and lean on it a bit? You can then say to the insurance people "it was weakened by the quake, it was OK yesterday!"




No,no,no, that would be an act of God and not covered.


bob - 28/4/07 at 01:28 PM

Dont worry its just all the illegals coming in at this end of the country, tilt


scotty g - 28/4/07 at 02:06 PM

the whole town of folkestone had a total power blackout yet the tunnel trains were still running, a friend of mine is one of the drivers, he said they just diverted power from the French end of the tunnel, maybe we should all do that! Free leccy!


caber - 28/4/07 at 04:25 PM

Act of God not a valid exclusion anymore! someone went to court and proved that God didn't exist!

Caber


Simon - 28/4/07 at 07:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by caber
Act of God not a valid exclusion anymore! someone went to court and proved that God didn't exist!

Caber


Did he have to swear on the bible that his testimony was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

ATB

Simon


damien - 28/4/07 at 07:54 PM

im up in hawkinge, it didnt seem that bad to me.

a few things fell off the wall (pics/clocks) other than that nothing else, just felt like a very low flying jet.

tryed to go to tesco but there was mass painic, anything and everything was sold out, anyone would think it was the end of the world


gazza285 - 28/4/07 at 11:56 PM

Well, maybe they just confused it with the arsehole of the world.