In our Saturday paper today under Pets - Lost and Found

"Found, dog - Stuffy Boxer X, unmutted male - brindel with a black nozzle."

I guess it's stuffy because it's unmutted - although why it couldnt be a mutt I don't know, sounds like one to me.

our local paper once advertised a pubic meeting...

have these people in your advert ever actually seen the dog?! that ad makes no sense to me, especially the black nozzle!

I guess they determined it was a male by the nozzle underneath

It might be a Staffy/Boxer cross un-neutered with a black muzzle. or it might have been neutered and be un-nutted

my local paper had a advert for a "horny model railway set" in the classifieds a couple of months ago.

still gives me a chuckle now

I'd buy a railway set from a horny model any day