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mangogrooveworkshop - 23/6/07 at 01:07 PM

US car thieves floored by manual gearbox



Two US would-be car thieves failed dismally to make off with a Honda Accord after discovering it had a mysterious manual gearbox, RTÉ reports.

Having menaced the owner with a gun outside a pizza restaurant in Georgia, and relieved him of his wallet and car keys, the pair of teen master criminals prepared to make good their escape. However, according to an employee of the pizza outlet, "they could not start it because it had stick shift".

The eyewitness recounted: "The kid was just sitting in the car trying to start it but he had no idea what to do. He looked dumbfounded. The only thing he had going was the radio."

While dumb and dumber wrestled with the problem of how to drive a car with four on the floor, restaurant staff called the cops who cuffed them as they tried to leg it into nearby woods.


speedyxjs - 23/6/07 at 01:14 PM

So anyone in america with a manual gearbox should have REALLY cheap insurance as its too hard to be nicked


ruskino80 - 23/6/07 at 01:17 PM

brilliant story


Fatgadget - 23/6/07 at 01:24 PM

Reminds me of a story about a family from America on their first visit to the UK.Upon arrival at Heathrow,they hired an Austin Maestro en route to their destination somewhere in Wales. Upon arrival the complained about the ludicrous fuel consumption of 3MPG and the deafening racket the engine made.Turned out they drove all along the M4 in second gear!