just because i went to a catholic school its my job ?

anyway heres what i have so far from joining up silly emails and silly jollies i've had other the past year or so



Honured Guests friends and faimily,
Can we please have some silence for grace.

Lord our farther, Please grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change,
the courage to change the things we cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I killed today.

Lord Help us to be carefull of the toes we step on today.
They maybe connected to the feet we have to kiss tomorrow.

Please help us to give 100% at work, (pause) 12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 40% on Wednesdays,
20% on Thusdays,5% on Fridays.

and remind us, when we are having a bad day.
it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile
and only 4 to extend your arm and smack someone in the mouth.

We thank you for this wonderfull food your hands have provided for us, (pause)
please wait no longer lets eat and get drunk together.

Amen



[Edited on 30/6/07 by graememk]

If they're serious enough to say grace, will they appreciate you taking the piss?
Can you record it for us so we can see the reaction?

Keep it short -

"Good Lord! Who provided this food?"

Good food
Good Meat
Good God
Lets eat.



Keep it short or the grub gets cold

if they asked me to say it i very much doubt they wanted a Senssible one

so is someone going to "funny" it up for me a bit more then ?

quote:

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Originally posted by omega 24 v6
Good food
Good Meat
Good God
Lets eat.

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I jokingly told my 10 year old daughter to tell her RE teacher that:

'God is an imaginary friend for adults when they are in deep deep trouble'

She did

What!!!!!!! You mean he's not real - that's him & Santa in the same week - next you'll be telling me Tony B liar isn't Prime Minister

Some hae meat as cannae eat
Some can eat who waant it
We hae meat and we can eat
For that the Lord be thankit

Robert Burns, "The Selkirk Grace"

That is a good grace and perfectly respectable

Caber

the r burns one has been work out in my family as 50% are scots anyway, and i cant do the acsent