Ozzy probably found his filming schedule (lots of money) clashed with the gigs (keep fans happy). I suppose we can guess which one won
Ozzy Osbourne has put his concerts at the NEC back from the 6th and 7th of September to the 31st October and 1st November.
That's ruined my day. I was all set to go next Saturday. Tickets all paid for aswell.
Not a happy bunny.
with ozzy, are you sure he's got the right year in mind?
atb
steve
Now you can go to Donnington the weekend after!
Ozzy probably found his filming schedule (lots of money) clashed with the gigs (keep fans happy). I suppose we can guess which one won
I thought this was going to be a tip for keeping flies out of the kitchen, a barrowful of warm poo in the living room works wonders
.
Never mind mate, you've got 2 months of anticipation to go through.
yours, Pete.
P.S. I didn't write poo I wrote sh*t but it was censored.
[Edited on 28/8/03 by Peteff]
He's having surgery on his foot apparently....
I'm thinking Pete might want some on his head....
Cam rattles a bit but apart from that
.
yours, Pete.
yeah - I found in the past that poo (s h # t ) is censored and shows as 'poo' instead.
atb
steve
[Edited on 28/8/03 by stephen_gusterson]
We ought to conduct a scientific experiment into which words are censored and which aren't.
I'll start us off
Bollocks
Cheers
Chris
Tits.
HTH Stu.
Arse
Hairy Clam
Noodle, did you write Hairy Clam or did it come out as that.
yours, Pete.
[Edited on 28/8/03 by Peteff]
Minge
Wanker
Oh.....I have used that one before on TOL I think
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Noodle, did you write Hairy Clam or did it come out as that
yours, Pete.
[Edited on 28/8/03 by Peteff]
Fek (thats the paddy coming out in me )
quote:
Originally posted by Viper
Fek (thats the paddy coming out in me
Dont stop me now, I'm on a roll.....
Shit.
Oooo, the excitement
And now for some really nasty four letter words.
People of a sensitive disposition, or are easily offended, change threads now.
Cook.
Iron.
Shop.
Dust.
Wash.
Hang on I thought Shit came out as poo(if you see what I mean)
quote:
yeah - I found in the past that poo (s h # t ) is censored and shows as 'poo' instead.
I think it's only Steve because it happened to him in U2U aswell.
He always did claim to be special, maybe he's a window licker?
WEIRD
If I type it as a word, it comes out right.
if its in a sentance like
yeah - I found in the past that poo (s h # t ) is censored and shows as 'poo' instead.
it gets changed to poo.......
atb
steve
[Edited on 28/8/03 by stephen_gusterson]
Are you talking poo steve?
shit!
You're right!!
Trust me to start a thread that turns into this...
I accept all blame for this debacle, but we have reached a scientific conclusion so it's not all been wasted.
apologies, Pete.
In that case have a song dedicated to all the ugly people in the world.
http://www.coopsta.net/content/downloads/flash/fatkid.swf
Definitely NOT safe for work or kids....
Ah, its nice to see the family get together once in a while at chez Hippy...
Git
Excriment!
Alright Cock!!
An Aussie one;
VAG (pronounced "vadge" ) (it's local lingo for a woman's nasty).
VAG is used here in the UK too. I went to see the Uk tour of Bottom (Rick Mayall/Ade Edmonson) a few years back. It was titled "Her Maj's Vag"
I always thought it was "Fadge" in this country?
Perhaps its regional!
I personally like "wizards sleeve". How did we get on to this subject?
oh you mean a"Clowns pocket" or a "wellie Top"
Cheers
Chris
or John Waynes saddle bags?
Paperhangers bucket
Ive always liked 'Clunge' or 'The corner Pocket'
Beef curtains
Thing is.
I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.
"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!
quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
Beef curtains
or
i see you had two rashers of bacon for breakfast again
a reference to a bear trappers hat doesnt go down too well either!
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
Thing is.
I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.
"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!
Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?
An interesting collection of names! I think wellie top is my favourite...
Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!
[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]
quote:
Originally posted by Mark H
Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!
[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]
Yep, keep posting it whenever you feel like it..
quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?